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[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 162 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Post-industrial Buddhism is what it is. Yeah like it'd be great to do that in a cave or forest or open prairie but who the fuck can afford those things?

Abandoned buildings are free as long as you don't fuck with the native inhabitants' meth.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would just worry of asbestos or heavy metal contamination in the buildings, especially if I'm sleeping on or near the floor

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago

All the good caves are taken.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (11 children)

who the fuck can afford those things?

Anybody? Where do you live that hanging out in the forest costs money?

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Transportation to and from the forest isn't free.

Also some places have laws against camping on public land to discourage homelessness and these would likely fall afoul of those.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I promose you those places also have laws against camping on private property in an abandoned building.

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, but not as many people go to abandoned buildings so you're less likely to be seen by others and reported.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

In the middle of a city, which doesn't have nearby forests.

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Uh... that isn't normal.

Honey, there hasn't been an ounce of "normal" anywhere since at least 2001.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

oof, never thought I'd see the baseline for "normal" set to after covid.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Jeez. I totally meant to type 2001, not 2021.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Supply of "normal" is increasingly limited outside of it, too.

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet his friend is never worried about stupid shit.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd be worried about rats nibbling my nutsack while I sleep on the floor of an abandoned factory.

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That is a basic survival worry. I tend to believe that humans faced with real survival issues are less negatively impacted than those who have material worries.

My stress about work is killing me.

My stress about not freezing to death leads me to do things like chopping wood, lighting fires, and maintaining my chimney. Which are all good things.

[–] SendPrudes@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My wife doesn’t love multi day backpacking. But she loves the glimpse of how I am and how we are - during that time.

Our priorities - Stay warm, stay dry, fetch and purify water, hike the right distances to get out with food in hand, packing and unpacking our gear, avoid dangerous wildlife, cook, sleep.

When every day that’s your goal state it’s super simple - stress is actually just a response to things that might kill you again. And not 20 steps away from it. “I might perform poorly, my clothes might not be appropriate for the job, I’m running 3 minutes behind - which may cost me my job, which could be long term, and financially we won’t recover, and then we might lose the house or starve”. Up against “I need water and dry clothes”.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Chop wood, carry water.

[–] HappinessPill@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Indeed, the majority of us aren't made to worry about arbitrary problems that are beyond our control constantly more than trivial and survival related problems.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He can afford to disappear for a week every month?

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, sign me up! Not for the starvation thing, the money thing.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 43 points 1 month ago
[–] benni@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Umm, hello, is this the Based department? I'd like to report someone...

[–] noretus@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Weird only to a mind that's used to being constantly bombarded with low quality entertainment, lulled into comfortable numbness with mostly unnecessary material goods. While this is overly extreme (and potentially hazardous... though that being 4chan it's probably exaggerated, if even true), most people would do well to take periods of disconnecting entirely and have minimal entertainment available. Zen Buddhist retreats are great by my experience. Yoga Retreats are nice but you need to weed out the ones that are really just masturbatory Wellness holidays for rich white women. Vipassana retreats are probably good too tho I personally haven't been to one of those. But just starting meditation would be great. https://www.wakingup.com/ is a low bar access point with guided meditations but also a lot of great philosophical discussions from several different branches of thought (notably Stoicism and Buddhism but others too). And you can get it for free (request scholarship) if the price seems steep.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago

Shout-out to my man Sam.

I know a lot of people here hate him for his political takes, but his meditation app can be divorced from his podcast career. His science based approach to meditation, with no spiritual conflation is so refreshing.

I've had so many life changing realizations about my own mind thanks to him. His efforts to emphasise the outcomes of compassion and stoicism in the face of hostility have changed my outlook on engaging with abrasive people, and is one of the most important lessons I've learnt in a long time.

Furthermore, the realization that free will is an illusion helps to change how you view people who annoy you. They're victims of their own minds, and slaves to every prior cause in their life. Forgiveness and tolerance are both rational, and impossible perspectives to deny, once you can see it clearly.

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[–] Jay@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is a bit intense but praxticrs like this have been used not only by the Buddhists but also the internet's favourite emperor Marcus Aurelius for example. It seems to be really good for you. For a more feasible exercise just tape a square onto the floor and only leave that box for hygiene, work, food and walks. You sleep in the box you meditate in the box and you exercise in the box.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That square is my bed and my therapist was concerned when I said I didn’t leave it.

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[–] Tabooki@lemm.ee 38 points 1 month ago

Sounds like buddism to me

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fake: Anon has friends

Gay: Imaginary friend is a guy

Open and shut case.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 27 points 1 month ago

Bake em away, toys.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 month ago

but in this crazy crazy world, is normal so good?

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a practicing Buddist, I do this often. Smoke enough weed, and an empty shack becomes a temple of delight.

[–] iampivot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doesn't the meditation bring on is own kind of high after a while?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Pot works better

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure it's not normal. He's chosen the Hermit path. Fair play to him.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Desire is the root of all suffering, suffering can cease when attachment to desire is extinguished.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My initial reaction, the socially acceptable one, was akin to "oh, wow, that's weird." After I gave it a minute, though... Gotta say, if I could be certain of the fact that I wouldn't be interrupted in any way and had full control over the situation... yeah, that actually sounds like a nice getaway...

Edit: or in a bunker! I would not mind not seeing the light of day (or anything else, for that matter) for a month! Would be a nice RAM purge at the very least!

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Honestly, I'd bring water and food. Why starve and suffer when you can not suffer. I know, worldly attachments and shit, but I never got the part about intentionally suffering. That is just like those Christian zealots that self-flagellated for their sins, just more passive.

But other than that, it sounds like a dream vacation.

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[–] digitalnuisance@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago

silent hill protagonist

[–] alxmg@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s about the scariest shit I can imagine, but I admire him.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Anon's friend is just Batman going through his early training montage.

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

what part of that isnt normal? The area in which we sleep can be what ever, is it just that he is alone with his own thoughts and does minimal food (most would just do rice only during these things)?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Old factory’s a bad choice. Suspended particulate matter from industry long past can ruin your lungs. Caves can be better, if there aren't any bats or stabby bugs. As an aside, what’s the deal with humans and bats each hosting diseases that wipe the other out?

There’s likely a monastery nearby, or a field, or a forest where you can get the same experience. A tent covered with blackout curtains costs little and dampens what little sound and light you’ll find.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 month ago

Agreed. Besides industrial waste, old factories often have motion-detector silent alarms. If not, they may have squatters who may or may not be cool with intruders. If not, if you have some kind of medical emergency it might be months before you are found.

Comment-OP, minimal food's not really necessary - one of the things about Gautama Buddha is that he gave up mortifying the flesh. And you definitely shouldn't dehydrate yourself bc that can cause organ damage.

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[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

It's normal. Anon is just detached from reality.

"All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” -- Blaise Pascal

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just like me fr

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