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[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

why the fuck do democrats love losers so much? it's beyond parody even if you only care about identity politics and only picking hogs there are like 100 lib poc women that fit the bill and have not lost to the most unpopular person in USA. what a joke.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 66 points 1 day ago (4 children)

only person who can run a “i told you so” campaign

WHY WOULD YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD REACT POSITIVELY TO THIS

Theyre all fucking hall monitors.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 33 points 23 hours ago

if i told you so's meant anything marxists would be in charge

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

i told you so

For the same reason they think shaming minorities and saying "I told you so" online at the moment is a good idea.

For the same reason they're smiling about Gaza getting bigger bombs dropped on it.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

our candidate must have the dreamworks face on constantly and be willing to kill a constituent personally for disrespect the-democrat

[–] miz@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

The night before the Oklahoma rally I met with my campaign manger, Robby Mook. Robby was in charge of the campaign computers, but he was so smart that in many ways he was like a computer. He had bad news. "Oklahomans see you as an aloof New York intellectual," he explained. "They'll never vote for someone like that. You need an image they can understand and respect."

"What if I ate a big hunk of beef on stage?" I helpfully suggested. "We need to think bigger," said Robby. "I've consulted the Algorithm. It told me that Oklahoma voters love cowboys." I liked where this was going. "It also told me that what they hate most is ... cattle rustlers."

"Robby, you're a genius," I said. We spent that night crafting my new persona, a persona we believed would win me the election. The next day, I sauntered onto an Oklahoma stage wearing a full cowboy outfit, firing a pair of six shooters in the air. "Howdy," I said to the crowd, "I'm Sheriff Hillary," I received the biggest applause of my whole career.

"If there's one thing I hate," I announced, "it's varmints. And the worst varmints of all are cattle rustlers. make me your president and I'll put a bullet between the eyes of every rustler in this state." For emphasis, I bit a chunk out of a hunk of beef.

The crowd roared. They loved it. A chant started: "Death to rustlers! Death to rustlers!" Then a scuffle broke out in the front row. Three men dressed in denim tackled and hogtied a small, weasely-looking fellow. They dragged him up on stage.

"Ms. Clinton," one man said, "this fella here is a rustler. He stole three of my prize cows last spring. If you kill him right now, everyone in this room will vote for you." The crowd began a new chant: "Blood! Blood! Blood!"

The bound man pleaded with me. "Yes, I stole those cows," he said, "but I only did it because my family was starving. Please, spare me. I'll never rustle again." My life and career have been defined by hard choices. This was perhaps the hardest choice of all. My phone buzzed. A text from Robby. It read, "The Algorithm says: the rustler dies." "I'm sorry," I told the man as I raised a pistol. "It's not me. It's the Algorithm."

I squeezed the trigger.

WHY WOULD YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD REACT POSITIVELY TO THIS

Smug turbolibs

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 8 points 18 hours ago

The more they lose the more sure they are of themselves.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 12 points 20 hours ago

No. We don't want her. She is too much of a Republican.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 97 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (31 children)

And she's the MOST qualified

SO qualified she lost the easiest election ever.

jokerfied

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[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

straight to the gulag with this fucking rube.

“yeah she lost to him but imagine if this time when she ran she did it while telling everyone ‘i told you so’. surely that would win everyone over who refused to vote for her last time”

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 49 points 1 day ago (5 children)

JUST RUN HILLARY ALREADY

PLEASE

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's gonna rule if the 2028 primary is Hillary vs. Kamala vs. Biden.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 1 day ago

Get yourself someone in your life who won't give up on you like a bluedog won't give up on the party of absolute losers.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 52 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Yes, the best chance to win are the people with a record of losing, history means nothing.

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[–] rafflesia@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They should try running biden again. It's his turn biden-troll

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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

can these people just forget to breathe or something already?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

what if i want to damage blue party tho

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Blue shells only target the person winning, so that would never work.

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[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do libs think of anything else other than perpetual elections with loser candidates?

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[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You are doing damage to the blue party

sicko-yes

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[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

JFC. This is like saying Hillary should have another go at it.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

That would at least be funny.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

Only person who can run a "I told you so campaign".

Excuse me biden-alert

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WE WILL LEARN NOTHING AND TRY THE SAME THING REPEATEDLY FOREVER AND MAYBE EVENTUALLY IT'LL WORK. WE ARE THE DEMOCRATS

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Heh smuglord I told you so!! Now put all your f************ votes in my bag nowww

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 20 hours ago

IT PUTS THE BALLOT IN THE BOX OR ELSE IT GETS ORANGE MAN AGAIN

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People, by and large, obviously love being told "told you so"

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Most qualified “ NOONE CARES

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Based on literally what? All the elections she won? Oh wait. All the primaries she's won? Oh wait. The public office she held and did all that good for people? Oh wait...

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