Here in Florida we like our appliances as inefficient as possible! I only wish I could pay more in utility fees or pollute more to offset the other states involvement in yet another woke conspiracy to save energy! /s
Gotta figure out how to make AC roll coal.
Florida's all about that methane
Conservatives exist to maintain the status quo = funnelling as much profit into fossil fuel oligarchs as possible.
You can pry my gas-powered blender from my cold dead hands!
Mine burns coal to boil the tears of libruls and power the turbine.
Your running gas? Hell, mine runs on incinerated trash!
I feel like there is an outsized asshole population in FL
Well the state is actively encouraging it now with pro-asshole policies.
That's hilarious.
Funding for national disaster? "woke".
Energy rebates? "Woke".
Undercook chicken? "Woke".
Overcook chicken, you better believe it. "Woke".
We have the dumbest population imaginable, all because of woke.
I mean "woke" conveys being aware of something. Therefore anti-woke is being against awareness. Being ignorant.
So yeah anti-woke is about being ignorant and proud of it.
No, other way around, because "woke" is just the current term, the right wing propaganda masters likes to switch terms out once in a while to make it appear fresh.
The population have been dumb long before that, and back then the words for the same nondefinite "everything I don't like"-term were social justice warrior, political correctness, bleeding heart, commie etc.
Yep. Also, they are always looking over their shoulder and under their beds for these mystical "antifa".
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Getting hit by more frequent and violent hurricanes? "Woke."
On the other side of the country, we were shocked to see a hurricane. Admittedly it was pretty tame here in San Diego, but further east and north had some real flooding issues.
Perfectly cooked hamburger? Probably Woke
They don't need it. They'll just get new appliances with the insurance money after a hurricane destroyed their last house.
Not gonna be long before that's impossible. Home insurers are leaving Florida.
I really want Floridians to roll that around in their minds. The insurance industry - the most craven, most money-hungry industry in existence - is leaving Florida because it's becoming too risky to insure homes there.
This is your canary-in-a-coal-mine moment, Florida.
They'd just berate the canary for being a pussy. After all, their boss said it was perfectly safe. Would he lie?
Need more free-er canaries
Coal fumes and methane are just the smell of FREEDOM!
Coal canaries? Heeeel yea!
Unsurprisingly, it's kinda difficult to get flood insurance in Florida, so they're probably screwed down that avenue. They voted for the fucker, though, so... Karma?
It's actually difficult to get any form of home insurance in Florida now. Many major insurance companies have left the state because they felt it was too risky.
Flood insurance is provided by the NFIP, mostly, which is a federally run program by FEMA. The cost may be prohibitive in some areas due to the frequency of flooding unless mitigated but they will write anywhere.
That said communities can choose to not participate in the NFIP and as such flood insurance with the NFIP will be unavailable. (Maybe this is what you are referring to?) There are also some coverage limitations as far as maximum amounts, $250k building & $100k contents, they will cover that can require you to seek excess flood insurance from private companies.
There are private flood insurance companies as well but nearly everyone gets at least the first layer of coverage from the NFIP and uses private companies for excess.
I.e., taxpayers nationwide have their income tax dollars diverted so that people can have their homes rebuilt indefinitely on a glorified sandbar in a known high risk hurricane area.
Excellent info. Note I said it was difficult to get, not impossible. I'm including prohibitive costs in that difficulty since, if you can't pay for it, it's as good as not being available anyway.
Whoa! Big spenders with their fancy Floridian homeowners insurance.
To be fair, what type of renewable resources could you even use in the sunshine state, or along the windy beaches of Daytona. The state just isn't a good fit.
Honestly if Florida does opt out the Biden admin could absolutely score big on PR.
Open: A children’s birthday party, a bunch of kids milling around, each wearing a shirt with a state flag. Florida flag kid is throwing a tantrum. The Florida child has Ron DeSantis’ face shittily deepfaked onto a child’s body. Florida: [screaming] “THERE’S NO CAKE”
Parent enters the scene carrying a big cake. “Alright everyone! The cake is here!”
[Other children all happily get cake and start eating.]
Florida: [Still screaming] “I WANT CAKE!”
Parent: “Here you go Florida, here’s your cake!”
Florida: “NO! Not THAT Cake! Not YOUR Cake! I WANT CAKE!” [Florida begins to throw a full on kicking and screaming tantrum, screaming at the other kids who are enjoying their cake about how he wants cake but not that cake.]
Parent to Camera: "Under the Biden Administration’s Inflation Reduction act, Florida is eligible for more than $350 Million in energy efficiency incentives. That’s money that would be easing consumer’s financial troubles in this difficult time, but Governor Ron DeSantis refuses to allow it. Florida is the only state that won’t get their fair share, because Governor DeSantis thinks it’s more important to make a scene than it is to make a difference.
See, you're thinking about this from the point of view of a rational person. The type of person who reads an article in a science journal and goes "oh, that's interesting".
You're dealing with people who think that microchips can go into a liquid vaccine, that Jews are setting America on fire with space lasers, and that Dems eat babies. You're not dealing with normal people.
It’s the normal people that worry me more than the crazy fringe. Extremists come to power with the implicit consent of the political middle. Frankly, I see a centrist as a bigger threat (and opportunity to change a mind) than an anti-woke nutjob.
I had always assumed the microchip thing was silly just because of the scale issue. Totally forgot that vaccines have water in them, because of course they do, we are like 80% water anyway, a little more wont hurt us.
Is this more petro-masculinity?
I think for most of the rabid right wing, declaring something is "woke" is akin to calling someone a "p---y" or "g-y" or something else that is considered emasculating.
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