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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

In a racecar bed

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Been asking myself this question as long as I can remember

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hillary Clinton: great presidential candidate, or the greatest?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

She's a queen, threatened by an orange orc sadly 😂🤣

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Pokemon go to Mordor. We need to reach out to Sauron, and convince him to preserve 10 to 20 trees in Isenguard.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When does the Narwhal bacon good sire

Edit: Omg thank you for the reddit gold!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I got that reference! Take my gold kind gentle sir!

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

It's not a phase dad

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is hillary light itself or mother of all dragons

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How many books have you read besides Harry Potter?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Umm excuse me why would I ever read anything else? Besides, if we want to appeal to moderates we need to stop doing unrelatable hobbies like reading.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Did you cry when they shot Medgar Evers? Did you cry when they shot mr. Kennedy? Did Malcolm X get what was coming?

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

you're not special we're all liberals here

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I'm Hexbear's only real liberal the rest of you are commies.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

No I'm the one Tru liberal sorry sweaty

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

is it because you ate the pizza that turns you liberal

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2 look at this buffoon. they got no beans

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who'd make the better dream president: Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hillary Obama is your second choice though right?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Uh DUH of course

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't need to ask you anything because I too am a liberal, and therefore already have all the answers I could possibly want given to me by Marvel Movies, Harry Potter, and my high school social studies class which I got an A in 🤓

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you're a liberal, what's your favourite freedum?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Freedom to be a landlord of colour

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Well first I wake up and make my bed, making sure to smile at my custom Obama quilt cover.

Then I eat breakfast and check emails.

Brunch.

Check housing markets rates to see if I should raise the price of my rental properties.

Drive my Tesla to the office (I bought it before he was Crazy)

Negotiate between my conservative and liberal minded subordinates, making sure to reach a middle ground on all issues.

Brunch 2!

Drive home and drink wine while watching the news. Got to see what crazy things the mango man is doing today!

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

real liberalism hasnt been tried yet

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Have you read Harry Potter!? Is it true that he is a wizard?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Favourite West Wing episode?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The ones where they reach across the isle

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

It's actually aisle, therefore I will now look down on you smuglord

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

What year did history start?