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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was trying to figure out WTF is going on here...

The text tattoos, eyebrow, corner of the eye, chest, are all backwards, but Texas is not.

Makes me think he did the text himself whlle looking in a mirror.

People probably tell him "Dude, your tats are backwards!" at which point he looks in a mirror and thinks they look fine.

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The crack pipe under his chin should give away the reason for any of the other tattoo designs

[–] unaccomplishedbottom@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a meth pipe. Crack pipes are just a tube without the bowl

[–] match@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No, it's a spoon being heated up, so heroin

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The text on the cap is also backwards, it's just Texas that's the wrong way

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you know what. reverse texas sounds like a really nice place actually 😌

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm always resistant to throwing trashy around. It just feels really shitty to judge that on one picture. Some tats, it really can be the angle or lighting that makes a difference.

But, sometimes, you run across a pic like this where there's so many problems I just can't think of a better word for the tattoos.

Bad placements, bad techniques, bad designs, bad everything. Like, if you're gonna do face ink, make sure they're well executed.

There is a certain degree of intentionality to some people's choices of bad tattoos, where it's a form of self expression to have badly done or otherwise bad ink. But this doesn't look like that, it just looks like someone thought these were good and doesn't know better.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Bad placements, bad techniques, bad designs, bad everything. Like, if you're gonna do face ink, make sure they're well executed.

Lest we forget to specifically mention out "bad content" when there's a meth pipe on his neck

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (7 children)

That looks like a lighter and a spoon.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What does that make it, crack or heroin? I don't know much about this topic.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A spoon would make it heroin. You smoke crack out of a pipe just like meth. The tattoo is definitely a meth pipe though.

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe just like warm spoons

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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Probably on meth when he had them done. He just warning people to stay away from him.

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[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 42 points 1 month ago (14 children)

How can you make yourself more unemployable than having a visible face/neck/head tattoo?

It's a badly drawn crack pipe...

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I shouldn't know this but I think it's a meth pipe.

Meth would also explain the other tattoos.

[–] TurnOnTheSunflower@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or a spoon to heat up heroin perhaps?

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely possible but he'd have less energy to get shitty tattoos

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[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All the tattoos look like he did them himself in front of a mirror

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[–] tangonov@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago

Right, the Texas tattoo would be my first priority, too 😅

[–] bnrnrtbgd@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's an entire hand covering her face, there's no way to make it "clearer". Might as well let an ai guess what she looks like.

Why not ask them to take another picture? Is this the only one in existence? Did they agree to the wedding invite?

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not sure if this is so much better

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, remove a couple of the other tattoos and it's basically presentable.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 month ago (6 children)

So, changing everything about them and it becomes an OK picture.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now give both of them Ratatouille rats please

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fine, I'll do it myself:

(the left one can't actually control him because of the darn hat)

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is basically the art world version of opening and closing your own Pull Request. 😂

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[–] SatyrSack 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Are they registered at the local meth house?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The meth pipe on the neck is …wow yeah

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that's a lighter and a spoon for heroin.

[–] thistleboy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Definitely a bulb for smoking meth.

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[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's for church, honey, NEXT!

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[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You all do realize those are just drawn on with a marker right? If those were real, and fresh enough to have the ink smear, they would be way more red and probably raised a bit.

[–] CanadianCorhen@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

i REALLY hope you are right

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (13 children)

those tats are entirely real, old, and indistinct because they were put on in prison.

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