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[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

Uh. Everyone knows the world sits atop the backs of four great elephants, themselves standing upon the shell of a giant turtle, The Great A'Tuin.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

you're all laughing, but when bro discovers what's outside the walls and what the Marleyans did, he's gonna cause the rumbling

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

Do the border regions just stretch on infinitely, or is there another ice wall that even those outside the first ice wall cannot pass?

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

They stretch on infinitely but you can't really go that far because the Pale will drive you mad.

[-] comfortable_doug@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

It's ice walls all the way down

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

they're gonna be pissed when they realize it's just a really REALLY big globe.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

wait let him cook, he gott the warhammer map and everything

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

This sounds great. The low temperature at the closest point to Chile, Villa Las Estrellas station, is 4f/-15c tomorrow. By Saturday if he's somehow still alive the winds will be blowing 40mph/64kph after three straight days of snow. I'm going to eat snacks in front of my fireplace and watch a goober freeze to death on the sea.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

He's going to the ice wall and he's going to EXPOSE the flat earth for the world to see and you're LAUGHING at this hero?!

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

joker-troll how about another dead reactionary Murrrrrraaaayyyyy

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah, why the redacted would you go to Antarctica in winter?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

The Antarctic summer begins in October. He's still going way too early in the season. The cruises to take workers to those stations start running in like November since that's when the ice is thin enough to break. He's going to immediately die in an anticlimactic way. Or claim the first ice sheet he runs into is the ice wall and it's actually just horizontal before dying in an anticlimactic way.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago

October’s generous and it’s still way too close to July for comfort IMHO

Okay who the redacted added redacted to the slur filter?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 year ago

Conspiracy theories always devolve into antisemitism or really bad fantasy fiction. I'm glad this guy seems to have chosen the latter.

But like, if no one has been beyond the ice wall, because NASA or whoever stop everyone from going there, how do they know about all this discount middle-earth stuff on the other side of it?

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[-] flan@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

so is he going by himself? how does this excursion work?

I assuming he’s just walking over and streaming with his phone on Facebook live

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

New Monument Mythos?

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

New D&D cosmology dropped

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Formosa Ultima

Super Taiwan

[-] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

LMAO there's even more rings now? Is one of those just labeled with runes from elder scrolls?

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Where is this map from??? Why are their Magellan's islands in the same ring as Atlantis??? Why is there a Nue Bavaria??? I have so many questions about the cosmology of this world

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

In his case, MBA stands for "Mike Buckner, Asshole".

Atlantis, Lemuria

Who made this map, Drunvalo Melchizedek?

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Those gaps through the ice wall seems to be inspired by One Piece where the Red Line is a 10,000 metre tall set of cliffs that divides the 4 seas with only a through central passages through it.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Oh! So that's why the government is trying to stop people from reaching the ice wall, they just don't want people finding Gol D. Roger's treasure!

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Flat earthers are far cooler than MBAs

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Flat earthers are theocratic fascists

You do not have to hand it to them

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

What's the logic on why we can't see through the hole 1/4 the size of the coast of South America?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Aliens, holograms, or the trickery of yakub.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I know which one my moneys on

[-] mfanx2@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

NEMO - we found him boys

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

isnt this guy computer generated lmao

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Will he be having his findings peer reviewed?

[-] ikiru@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Big if true.

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