A bat and a rat so we can bring back brat summer
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seagull + raccoon
Mr Steal Your Garbage Can
front: turkey
back: turkey
eaglerilla
eaglerilla
Pigeon and a Human
This got me 
Flying squirrel top half with an ostrich butt and legs
Hercules beetle and elephant
Goose + Scorpion
I don't know what it would be called, but I'd release a pillowcase them into the HVAC system of ICE offices.
Favorite bird is a barn owl and favorite land animal is a binturong.
So I guess the barnturong.
flying animal
a dodo
Pick one
Magpie, Giraffe. The hind feet never leave the ground no matter how hard he flaps his wings
I don't remember this one, but I assume the joke is owlbears. But also, owls are terrifying and so are bears, so that one's solid for me!
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Magpie and ferret
Peregrine falcon and cheetah for the fastest animal alive
Parakeet and elephant.
A goose and a boa constrictor. If a proper griffon bodyplan is still required, parrot and squirrel.
housefly + blue whale
kangaroobatross
Bat-toad can fly, hop, swim.
I don't think I could come up with anything better than trash gryphons https://draconym.tumblr.com/post/181951747284
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Mouse and hummingbird, assuming it could get the necessary calories. It would be like a little pixie.
Goose + opossum
bat and penguin out of sheer contrarianism
Moth and polar bear to make accidentally leaving a light on into an exciting adventure.
The world isn't dangerous enough. Dragonfly and poison dart frog.
An owl finch and a spiny bush viper. That way I could have tiny ghost-faced dragons flying around in my backyard. The color/pattern of the scales would match the bird part.
Ferrets and Parrots! Talking colorful furry quetzalcoatls!
I call them... Fperrets.
Inca Tern and a Tuxedo Cat
dimorphodon and hippopotamus
dragonfly-jerboa
Damn OK I'm gonna go... front half of a macaw, back half of a kangaroo, and the whole thing is kangaroo sized. Just a big blue inquisitive beak monster hop-flapping around, singing it's songs and tail-whipping fruit out of trees
Rat with bat wings to really get the next pandemic cooking
Seagull Bear
A particularly dirty owl and a large hog who has recently soiled himself in a very specific fashion. I'm sorry that this is instantly the first thing I thought of, but this place has destroyed my brain.
Real answer: dragon fly and kangaroo mouse if there is anyway to make that work
Pterodactyl + Brontosaurus
Turkey and frog.