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[–] arararagi@ani.social 1 points 55 minutes ago

Old but gold, very early internet energy but from just a few years ago.

[–] neuromorph@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

This is what the internet is for.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 40 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I understand biology, but I've also seen a woman shoving a bad dragon tentacle literally 2 feet long all the way inside her pussy and seeing it bluge above her belly button. And the fucking base of the dildo was like 7 inches in diameter.

So I guess nature finds a way...

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me: It's a drawing, it doesn't have to conform to reality.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

But if we don’t let twitter users whinge about obviously exaggerated and satirical drawings, how will they feel superior to everyone else??

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's not a satirical drawing, it's an erotic fantasy one, otherwise yeah.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

I scrolled past this eye catching tummy while at salon LMAO

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it's long enough.

[–] philpo@feddit.org 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It does so over multiple months. It is very averse to so spontaneously, as every OB/GYN might tell you. Always causes stressful situations in the OR.

(Beside...the cervix is more or less a one way device. That would surely make it rupture. )

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't knew about the cervix being one way. Good to know.

[–] philpo@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

Well, just to be clear, that is meant for mechanical things..

Fluids,not so much. For obvious reasons.

It's a hell of a lot of work to actually dilate it.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You don't do penetration tests at work?

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Pen15 testing.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 95 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

Edit: they were like, "that's not how vaginas work, what the fuck" and my response was mostly, "I know, that's why I sent it to you lmao"

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can you show me some of those videos? I want to masturbate to them.

This made me laugh so hard

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Asking for a friend? For research? No?

Ok, go ahead please.

[–] Mamdani_Da_Savior@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

I love his honesty

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

No, I'm not a pussy. Google and others already know about my weird and sometimes even disgusting fetishes, I have nothing to hide.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

just look up dragon dildos on any porn website.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!

plenty of videos of that online too

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Shoulder deep inside the borderline.

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[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Megacolon sounds a lot cooler than it really is.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, could enable you to not poop for weeks, at the cost of abdominal pain.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Oh wow! But are there any downsides?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I'm not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Sounding is already quite iffy, especially if you're a vagina haver and not fine with potentially losing your continence to larger objects.

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