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And that’s basically it!
that was before trump Now I watch us politics like a sitcom
it would be funny if it wasn't so dangerous
Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing
Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.
I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.
The "libs" get angry.
Rolling your eyes and muttering "what a fucking idiot" isn't the same as getting angry.
Yeah I don’t usually get pissed, I’m just perpetually baffled.
I thought they just passed a "no regulation on AI for x years" law as part of their Big Billionaire Bill
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Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.
Keep an eye on your own countries, you're not immune to right-wing populism.
Just FYI, you in Europe should spend more time learning how not to freak out the moment you invite a relatively small amount of Muslim people of color to live among you as refugees and start pushing boats back into the sea to drown. We watch your society start to break apart the moment it drifts even a tiny bit away from white ethnostates. Hungary and Poland fell before the US.
Don't get me wrong, we're a flaming dumpster fire right now, but it gets very tired very quickly listening to you people look down your noses at the US like your shit doesn't stink as you teeter to and from the brink of far right parties taking power every 3 years on a platform of "no Muslims in Country X." You're not wrong, but glass houses my guy. You judge us, but the rest of the world judges us both.
don't worry. this is like the fever stage of the virus.
we haven't even started the vomiting yet.
I'm an American who moved to the Netherlands in July of '22. I spend a lot of time going back and forth. My then fiancé, now my wife, was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis during the pandemic. Given the obvious price difference for medication to treat the disease, I decided to move in with her instead of her coming to the US.
I find it disheartening to see what the rest of the world thinks about Americans up close. I am competently multilingual enough to hold conversations. I have to admit now that I understand why other natively born Americans pretend that they're from Canada outside of the U.S.
Despite my embarrassment about the body politic and discourse from my country, I find that the the same authoritarian, isolationist, and anti-intellectual mind-viruses that permeate through society in the United States (especially in rural communities) have a beachhead here in Western Europe. Either that or they've always been here to begin with. To me, the difference is that the scale is much smaller.
Yeah, for sure. The Russians have been busy in all countries. The reason things got out of hand in the states is because you have a two party system. You only need to control a few people to control enough to take over the country.
That being said, Americans need to take a page out of the French play book at this point. If you try to make a Frenchman work an extra half hour a week, Paris will burn. That's the level of outrage you need here. Nothing short of that will be effective. Don't protest, riot! A few people hanging about with plakards isn't going to cut it when the government is deciding which TV shows they'll allow, threatening politicians, protecting pedophiles, killing witnesses in federal custody, detaining people without cause, deporting/imprisoning people without trial, and deploying combat troops against peaceful protesters.
I'd like to point out that all this shit is not normal and Americans need to understand how deeply fucked up the situation is. From where I'm standing I'm not sure most of them do. Yeah it's regrettable that fascism took hold in the states despite the rest of the world screaming at them to stop, but what's really alarming is that they're just kinda going along with it.
Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.
Yea, at least he cared about the crops or something
FAR better! Like, not even ironically better, all the way better.
Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??
pedophile president breaking his own law about posting bullshit online
Hey USA.
What the fuck.
Sincerely,
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Rest of the fucking world
It's to distract you from Epstein
"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.
Everything is projection
Sorry Trump, you're still a pedophile.
Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.
Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!
🤔 wasnt there recently some anti-deepfake legislation passed?
well i guess someone must be above the law then
"NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"
Except a certain somebody I could name...
why, does Obama have the Epstein list?
What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.
You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.
Obama still got that free penthouse suite in trumps head I see.
What a fucking dick hole
I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.
yet more projection
This is some juvenile grade deepfake revenge porn.
Don and his shit has turned this country into the Aristocrats joke...