no way they found waluigi mangione
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I even saw two cubes in his pocket. I think he has dice, but he's afraid to show them to anyone.
That is soooooo sad, so so so so sad.
Right? Everyone should feel empowered to show their favorite trinkets and toys to people.
I’ve seen this thing in my room at 3AM after I took too much Benadryl
Funny you should mention that. When my mom was a kid she said she saw the hat man in her room one night. The fuck is up with that??
I’m a paranormal believer, I’ve read a lot about. I’m not sure what the fuck it is but I put stock on the fact that this thing pops up in almost every country for a long ass time prior to the internet.
You think it was a ghost instead of sleep paralysis?
I think maybe there’s a possibility that the interstice of awake and asleep that sleep paralysis seems to lie in opens our consciousness up to perception that isn’t necessarily common when we’re in either state, but I’m also dumb
Yeah it's really weird. My mom was a staunch paranormal person too and she's seen UAPs. Like you said these have been going on since well before the internet.
Personally I think there’s shit out there that we just can’t physically comprehend and I’m fine with that. Similar to the concept of taking an ant and putting all of the internet in its brain. Reality is strange.
Jubilee guys picking who gets to be on see him, stare in slack jawed disbelief for a minute and then be like "oh we're definitely getting this guy"
only because they couldn't find a guy with a swastika tattoo on their forehead
Bro saw the good, the bad and the ugly and has never looked back.
Sidebet: he’s read some pickup artist literature at some point during his formative years where he learned that all you need to be successful is to adopt a cris angel adjacent aesthetic and disparage women’s physical features to their face.
I’d give him points for fully committing, and not worrying how other people perceive him, but there’s no way he’s affecting this look because he’s emotionally resilient and enlightened; more likely he’s full send on some bullshit method, or just wants a unique vibe to hang over his grift.
Alternate thought: he just really digs Melanie’s style.
Melania?
Ah dammit autocorrect. Yes, exactly, her hamburger outfit from a while back.
Thought so, but I never know around here.. people are in on a lot of jokes and things that I've never heard of before so just wanted to make sure :)
The kind of guy to tie you to the train track during the first date
Piss filter :(
made the background black and white and then hit auto-level and it seems better. somebody who knows what they're doing could easily do better. somebody who doesn't know what they're doing could mess with some more sliders and might do better.
He looks like his name should be something like Theodosius Avarice and he attempts to rob the train in act 3.
He looks like an Alouisius to me.
synthesis and alliteration: Alouisius Avarice
what's his middle name?
I thought about it some more and realized that his middle name should probably be "What if the child was wearing a suicide vest?"
I don't have a strong feeling, but maybe Archibald?
Makes me think of Tim Roth's awful English nobleman character from Rob Roy. Archibald Cunningham. Great name for a guy to hate.
amerikkkanized persians are overrepresented in the dastardly villain population
I've noticed this....
they're basically iranian gusanos. shah enjoyers.
I've noticed it with a lot of diaspora.
Lebanese, Iranian, Vietnamese, Chinese, Cuban, Korean, so many of them get brain worms once they enter the US.
Get? Why do you think they come here? The worms (or hatchlings) are already present.
the specifics of which particular members of the diaspora are selected to immigrate to the us is important here. privileged hogs beget privileged hogs.
a guy tries to have just a little rizz and he goes all waluigi
Dude (using the 1800s sense), looks like he's going to break into Virtual Insanity but he thinks it's complaining about woke
To be fair, that almost is what the song is about in the first place.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
You should be legally required to be able to do some sick Revolver Ocelot six shooter twirling if you're walking around looking like that imho
I hope he is bullied into a depression he never recovers from
I'd say more like the wheelchair bound villain from Wild Wild West
This is the guy posting pinochet helicopter memes on ex the everything app
oh god please stop posting this guy i get embarrassed every time i see his face. nothing says "don't tread on me" more than wearing the symbol of a literal monarchy.
also his whole attire seems like the culmination of all of our chuds combined. the pronounced moustache, the goatee, the western hat, the suit and the tie.
and as shitty as this guy is, his opinion on palestine is the norm inside the opposition circles inside or outside the country without any exaggeration. i fucking hate this place.
Snidely Whiplash has been getting on some weird forums
Be honest if he were a leftist you'd be glazing his fit