El Chisme

Alan Dershowitz Jerry Seinfeld

Making up stories about allegedly anti-Semitic food vendors denying service, and also having a really bad track record in regards to pedophilia

Screaming "debate me" at a pierogi vendor is just incredible.

“Is it true? You have proof that I am an antisemite?” replied Miskevich, who is Jewish and has relatives who live in Israel.

Miskevich has previously described why he refused Dershowitz’s business, “What was in the forefront of my mind was the fact that this was a high-profile attorney who represented several sexual predators and abusers including Jeffrey Epstein.”

I guess Daily Beast missed the part of the video where Miskevich repeatedly insisted on being referred to as they/them and felt being referred to as he/him was offensive misgendering.

After Dershowitz failed to convince Good Pierogi to serve him, he told the seller that it was illegal to deny people service based on race, religion, and sexuality; accused the vendor of McCarthyism; and began warning other customers not to patronize the “bigoted” stand.

Basically that meme of "It's discrimination because you're mean to me!"

A mix of pure entitlement and having no shame. We should study him, so that future catastrophes like this might be prevented.

He's like...the perfect disgusting fuck. No epithet I can think of encompasses his callous, entitled, whiny, lying, weaselly, vindictive, pedophilic wife-murdering genocidaire status, and in fact the name dershowitz may someday become that epithet.

To quote an android, "I admire it's purity." He's like the xenomorph of pathetic human beings, posessing not a single adaptation that isn't geared towards making his presence more sickening, exhausting and infutiating.

Dersh is at it again!

Youtube comment

One principle guides me through life: "don't act in such a manner that I am cut off by the local pierogi merchant."

omg that t-shirt the pierogi vendor is wearing

i love it

They have the patience of a saint, I would have told him to march his chomo crypt keeper ass back to the tarmac where the lolita express is refueling and shut his zionazi ass up.

That guy is the actual worst. To quote Smithers he's crossed the line from regular villains into cartoonish super villainy, like he genuinely and explicitly chooses evil and isn't just an evil product of an evil system, he is weirdly extra about it. That being said, pierogies are soooo fucking good. The frozen ones are like a dollar for a big sack and I can easily get vegan ones that have dill in the potatoes. Also they're not too hard to make. If you don't wanna do the dough home made, fair play, but you can use dumpling wraps for a medium level of effort. Just roll up some fat potato doobies

This man has so much money and ultimately power, but he's trying to debate a pierogi stand. Loser shit.

i like how he starts off by suggesting that if he is again refused service it will inevitably result in a second pierogi stand creating itself from the aether to serve him.

Even if you remove the zionism, the dubious legal job history and allegations of paedophilia, this guy would still be the most annoying person on earth

I literally thought this was the onion at first

Could have prepared special raccoon poop pierog smh

Wait Alan Dershowitz is alive? I thought I read he died on here like 2 days ago. Really disappointed now :/

A man not used to suffering the consequences of his actions. He deserves so much worse

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

• yewtu.be
• inv.nadeko.net
• yt.artemislena.eu
• piped.video