Unserious timeline. 
lmao great way to cheapen what is already a bullshit award
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It's little things like this that radicalize people because it shatters a little bit of the belief in our institutions like any medal the government hands out
Honoring losers who were most likely crying and shidding their doo doo pants in terror at the moment of their demise is a time-honored Amerikkkan tradition
See: every Vietnam memorial. Treating cannon fodder that accomplished little else apart from telling some racist jokes and getting merked on day one, who literally died for nothing, as representing the pinnacle of gallantry
Medal for getting beat up by 15yos
what's the visual version of music being played badly on a recorder
make the medal look like that
One of those cheap plastic medals that you might see getting handed out at a school sports day.
If you think this is bad just wait for the 2032 Big Balls vs Mr Beast presidential election.
Democrat vs Republican in that order
I hope he does it'd be so stupid
i think i cracked a rib laughing
Today, we award the Purple Heart for the great aura sacrifice displayed during the Shitpost Wars of 2027 to corporal Deez Nutz.
His grandpa was executed by the USSR for being a double agent.
Maybe that's why big balls is getting paid so much, his grandpa had the Epstein files and passed them down
more like the Presidential Medal of Getting Your Ass Kicked lmao
Purple Heart?
that's for like, getting lit up as a regular asshole. the presidential medal of getting your ass kicked is about getting lit up for being a special kind of asshole.
I hope this quote makes its way into the history books. One of the best of the year imo.
Evolving a Sense of humor: the kiss of death for sentient life.
Who the fuck is big balls?
That doge staffer who's part of a snuff-films-for-hire commission group. 'bout a week ago he got his ass beat by a couple of 15 year olds, so in response Trump has declared Martial Law in DC.
Very serious country.
part of a snuff-films-for-hire commission group.
I have not heard about this. Could you link to an article or something on it?
Here are two sources, he was/is part of 'The Com' (cw for discussion of racism, slurs, child abuse, sexual assault):
Thank you for the references. This seems even grimmer than the description.
Also the son of the CEO for Lesser Evil snack company
so in response Trump has declared Martial Law in DC.
Wait is this actually why he did it? Or is this a bit?
The youngest of the D.O.G.E. officers that Elon brought on. Basically a 4chan script kiddie.
i thought we dont give medals to losers anymore
Of course Benny Johnson wants to honor big balls