I drank too much of that stdin slurpee, and now my stdout has turned into all stderr.
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2025
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, Slurpee/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Slurpee plus Linux. Linux is not a frozen carbonated beverage unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Slurpee refreshment made useful by the Slurpee core-ingredients, dispensing utilities and vital beverage components comprising a full drink as defined by POSIX.
Sorry why tf is that not just a sign that says the flavor?? Lmao internet of things go brrrrr
Owning, storing, and replacing flavor signs is odious for the site manager whereas keeping your software connected to the server is a one-time chore with absolutely no drawbacks
Truly the most efficient system to have a Linux capable processor for each label rather than a single controller with multiple display outputs.
demanding a free refill because i found a kernel in it
2025 is the year of the Linux... Slushie?
Putting on my cat ears and thigh highs of course
One of the many things I hate about the modern world is how everything is a screen now. An artificially coloured sugar treat does not need a screen. Stop this madness.
It tastes like Arch btw
segfaulting™ ofc
This is why you need to write it in Rust, if it compiles it's guaranteed to be blazing fast 🚀 and memory safe ✅
hit up stack exchange when my brain freezes and ^c doesn't work
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S(lurpe)ELinux
this is cyberpunk nutrislush made from krill and blue-flavored nanites
one extra large cup and you can hook back up to that 7-11 console and bounce from there via the kuala lumpur node straight into the chinese datavaults
tastes like penguin
This is the advanced slurpee for power users.
install gentoo
This brings me pain as I could see myself actually causing this to happen
I'm gonna systemPee
hack the gibson finally
I become atomic.
Sudo apt update -y
bash: Sudo: command not found
That's gender fluid, drink it and things will start getting different for you.
Whoa ... this is the first post I've seen of this not calling it "BIOS" ... nicem ...
the fools! it's systemd, of course it failed!