badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
no peeking until you have made your guesses
spoiler
-Red: oh shit you are bleeding a lot
-Green: you ate a lot of a certain vegetable i think or you have some sort of immune deficiency
-Brown with yellow spots: you ate corn
-Purple: I think this one is if you eat a ton of Radishes???
red poop at night, sailors' delight
red poop at morning, sailors' warning
Very black poo is the worst it could mean internal bleeding or you have a squid in your tummy
literally like any color of the rainbow including white depending on various dyes and whatnot.
white you're probably like, dead.
red, you're dead or got some really bad internal bleeding rip
various shades of brown/black
green
maybe purple idk
yellow sure
orange sure
There's a cancer med that makes your poop bright red orange
I'm not sure if it's the same but rifampicin an anti-malarial medication famously makes all bodily fluids orange.
Bronze means youre ~~third~~ turd place
Green poop means you ate something with blue food colouring. Try make that one make sense
Red poop means you drank too much red Gatorade.
Green poop means you drank too much BLUE Gatorade???
Explain this, atheists. 
Purple can be porphyria except thats crazy rare, white can be liver/billiary stuff, black and tarry for GIT bleeding etc
Bright green means you ate green crayons
This is true badposting, a place where a bunch of people give each other bad information on purpose about medical matters.