So that story about Obama blowing some random dude was actually Trump with Slick Willy all along? 
Why do these people write like illiterate children?
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The "everyone is 12" hypothesis grows ever stronger
No, these people are much older than 12. That's kind of the whole problem. 
why do Boomers , , write like this.
its very INTERESTING , dont You think - -
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I think you answered your own question
I mean Jeffery doesn't even have a degree.
In a very Bill Clinton voice : I did not have sexual relations with Donald Trump.
What if the whole Lewinsky thing was just to provide Clinton with a believable beard.
I'm gonna have nightmares
Given that Clinton's stance on whether a beej is sex or not is public knowledge, I think we know what Clinton would say.
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Importance: high
Do you think Trump gives good sloppy toppy
no
Talk like “I give the best head. You can ask anyone. Some say the best they’ve ever had. You’re gonna love my head.” Usually precedes some truly mediocre dome.
great brain etc
brb gonna hurl
how do i unread something
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Yes. Have you seen that throat? Looks like a cow’s stomach.
I haven't seen a cows stomach, and may I never
That’s too bad. Cows are actually really rad. I grew up in the southern part of the parasite empire core and I used to walk for miles to go see the cows behind the fences. I used to pet them and feed them grass and apples and carrots whenever we grew enough to spare some. One of them licked my entire arm once. It felt like a giant cat tongue. They’re amazing creatures domesticated in the same way as dogs and have the same emotional intelligence. I actually feel kinda bad comparing any part of them to the guy who was providing children to the elitist blackmail scheme.
The meat industry is one of the greatest sins of capitalism. May the souls of every nonhuman animal rest in peace forever.
May the souls of all vile humans be damned.
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Least upsetting Epstein adjacent news.
No wonder Trump was so salty at Hilldawg, she had his man. 
The past 40 years has just been a horrific high school drama played out on the global stage
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Cum Town reality strikes again
I didn't wanna think these things what have you done
I'm sorry! 
Somehow this explains why Trump switched parties.
Scared Straight 
i really don't think this is true (it reads like two boomer teenagers 'you mean DONNIE TEE 
' or better yet, the average democrat 'Trump and Putin are totally gay teehee', joking) and you are a rube if you believe "Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob" lmao like come on these are two men who famously like assaulting women why would they be sucking eachother off, to see who gets to sexually assault Jeffrey's newest 14yo?? (do not reply with 'yes' to that)
I suspect it's BS too, but I will say that coked up early 90s rich dudes doing gay shit while high as hell isn't the MOST unbelievable thing.
liberal "putin trump gay" is a reification of homophobia imposing a submissive/dominant relationship between homosexual partners, this is a totally different discourse more in line with breaking taboo re: frat ghoul shit
Please tell me this is real
The exchange is. This doesnt mean that Trump actually blew Clinton though. These emails show a lot of boomer humor and just being bad at jokes. They for sure have a lot of blackmail sex tapes, it's their job, so implying that exists as a joke is easily on the table
I’m gonna go with the funniest possibility
Im also not saying it didnt happen. Im thinking 70/30 or so towards didn't, but 30 is still a lot more than 0
Yeah sorry I’m just being flippant. You’re right nothing here proves anything and frankly if trump is giving Clinton a consensual blowjob it’s probably the one thing in this whole Epstein saga that isn’t that massive of an issue. But it’s just very funny, and would be even funnier if his base is so homophobic that this becomes the one jam he can’t wriggle his way out of.
That is where my 30% comes from. His weird base is totally already willing to accept his pedophilia, but they would turn their back the second he did anything gay
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Lifted it from true anon, it's in the released files I guess.
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Now here's a twist I wasn't expecting.
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You think you are so fucking clever!!!!!!!!!
Why was I cursed with this today??? What have you done to me??
im so lost here.. obama blowing a dude?
There was a guy during the early obama years who claimed to have been blown by obama (or blown him, not sure) and he got kind of famous in late night fox news shows. The guy is very clearly extremely mentally ill or was just looking to grift off old people and their racial panic, but the story never really moved on from that. I think the story blew up shortly before all the weirdos started talking about Michelle Obama being trans (which a friend of mine has just discovered and now insists on sending me videos of constantly).
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tsuris
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nouninformal•North American English
trouble or woe; aggravation.
"the NBA has its share of tsuris these days"
According to the web
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You shouldn't post this without a source so if it's fake I don't look like a jackass going woah look at this fucked up shit to my coworkers
Be gay, do crimes
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