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Night Watch told 404 Media that it used this Lima to take down 19 Kinzhals in the past two weeks. First, it replaces the missile’s satellite navigation signals with the Ukrainian song “Our Father Is Bandera.”

Any digital noise or random signal would work to jam the navigation system, but Night Watch wanted to use the song because they think it’s funny. “We just send a song…we just make it into binary code, you know, like 010101, and just send it to the Russian navigation system,” Night Watch said. “It’s just kind of a joke. [Bandera] is a Ukrainian nationalist and Russia tries to use this person in their propaganda to say all Ukrainians are Nazis. They always try to scare the Russian people that Ukrainians are, culturally, all the same as Bandera.”

You see, we're not actually Nazis, it's just a funny joke! What's so bad about a silly song?!

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago

No, you see, they're only shooting giant swastikas at them because it's a gag

[–] oculi@anarchist.nexus 49 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Hexbear isn't federated with sopuli.xyz but I checked the crosspost and dear god I regret reading the comments. Even the head mod of the community was defending Bandera 🤮

[–] awrf@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

These people live in their own separate reality, it's absurd. At least give Khrushchev some credit for one of the few cool things he did! Too bad I can't dunk on them since we don't federate with them.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Bandera was a nazi" is neither true nor false

centrist

[–] awrf@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it is a secret third thing...

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

The secret third thing...

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bandera is in a superposition of being both a nazi and not a nazi until you collapse the waveform by looking up what he was doing during the holocaust.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Surprisingly common type of guy.

[–] oculi@anarchist.nexus 12 points 1 month ago

I genuinely have no clue what this fucking means. Schrödinger's Nazi???

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Stalin's Soul was bound to the earth due to his excessive usage of Necromancy hence he never really died in 1953. Bandera was killed by a human who was possessed by the Eternal Spirit of Joseph Stalin on his eternal quest to hunt Nazis.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

"it's neither true nor false" that means it's true dawg

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I saw some guy on a reddit post a while ago who kept saying over and over again that Bandera died in a nazi concentration camp. Multiple people linked him to the Bandera wiki page and he just kept going lol

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Holy shit they unironically spell it "ruzzian" 😂

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Euros sure like their nazi collaborators eu-cool

[–] oculi@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 month ago

Can't wait till we have custom emojis on our instance, euro-cool is too good to not use

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bandera collaborated with the Nazis directly near the end of the war to fight the Soviets (though he was between a rock and a hard place here, I admit).

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Rock and a hard place

I'm upset.

Well, of course they are. It's a Finnish server. You need to read the Tuomas Tepora book. Everybody in Finland is an insane Nazi.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

"Let's undermine Russia's Banderite accusations by referencing Bandera even more!"

[–] Jabril@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the comic where the guy keeps getting more and more Nazi but saying he is only doing it because he keeps getting called a Nazi

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does this even do anything in an electronic warfare way? Is this like some weird fascist cargo cult in the process of becoming?

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It can, the missiles receive positional data for navigation, broadcasting raw streams of data at the missile makes it harder for the missile to figure out where it's going.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Im sorry are they ddosing a missile?

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

that's what it sounds like, they said they're taking the song----> binary, shooting the binary at the missiles somehow

what's funny imo is describing how this works kind of tells us ye olde peasantry that missiles with similar guidance systems are vulnerable to this sort of thing. Hamas, you listening homie?

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago

To oversimplify, yes.

The missile will still explode, just not necessarily where it's supposed to.

[–] RaspberryTuba@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I’m pretty sure GPS/GLONASS are widely spoofed/jammed along the entire front. Bit of an issue for civilians anywhere nearby, but military tech’s built to operate without it with relatively high precision.

The rest is just “haha, fascism.”

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're talking about inertial Navigation it is not even relatively good, it's drift rate was measured in m/s. Granted it's been a hot second so maybe there were improvements but I don't think anyone is putting top grade instruments into a missile.

[–] RaspberryTuba@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s not great but it’s pretty good for a large explosive. What gets silly is the original guided dumb bomb kits were just pure satellite navigation and they can be made to go way off by a peer adversary.

A modern inertial system can get within about 100m accuracy over intercontinental ranges though, and proper cruise missiles use terrain matching and whatnot to reduce that to nothing.

[–] puppygirlpets@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

slobber migrainie

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

What-in-the-Schwarzgerät00000?

[–] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Fools! The missile knows where it is at all times.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Ok, won't the russians just figure out how to fix this though?