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[–] regul@hexbear.net 68 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In my revolution, we will simply rebuild meemaw and pep pep's house slightly smaller every night while they sleep until they voluntarily relinquish it to the state because it feels too small.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We shall collaborate the capricious and perfidious Fey gnomes that live in the spaces outside of our vision to do exactly as you describe while also fixing their shoes so they will be perplexed and astonished by the fortuitous luck of their favorite footwear being fixed while the fly through their dreams!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

House of Leaves with Burger characteristics.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

does this "socialist" not know the difference between personal and private property?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (23 children)

China has over 90% home ownership

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Proof of exploitative revisionism obviously

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Cuba is 94 and Vietnam is 92.

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[–] Des@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

that and the fact that the majority of Soviet citizens had both an apartment and a dacha; the apartment provided by the state/union/workplace and the dacha being family property

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

It flashed in my head whenever the press stressed how Putin had a “dacha” but it was a palace!

…never elaborating that it stands out because dachas were extremely common among the citizenry that lived in the industrialized cities

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Even in Cuba you are legally allowed to own a vacation home but they do put limits on how much real estate a single family can own.

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[–] varmint@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Toothbrushes are private property because they COULD be used to start a tooth brushing business where you brush customers' teeth for a fee

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Houses are productive property

ok, smart guy, what product is that house producing?

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I heard some people make babies in those things

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Poop, lots of it

[–] MarxMadness@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Specifically naming "utensils" feels like they foresaw the stalin-comical-spoon and toothbrush discourse

[–] starkillerfish@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

the soviets, famously never expropriated housing /s

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The Goal of Socialism is to Carpet Bomb the First World

amerikkkaqin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Frasnelli spins in his grave with enough force to power a continent

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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmao “the goal isn’t abstract, allow me to show you how unnuanced this all is. Your parents are basically Feudal lords.”

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I mean, they're right in that most of our parents' generation treats their homes as a speculative asset, and, in fact, bake that into whatever plans they have to retire, if any, and that's Kind of a Problem

like my dad talking about getting this stupid swim spa, he was literally talking about how if my mom dies from her cancer he's sellin' the house and using the money for this or that, all of which relies on it retaining its value as part of speculation

"we need to take your mom's house" isn't really the same but like any actual solution for social housing will essentially involve expropriating them from that "value" by destroying the speculative bubble it relies on

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There’s a nugget of truth inside ultras which is why they are ostensibly leftist but their rhetoric is hyperbolic to the point it’s unhelpful. I shouldn’t have to go read like a bunch of books so I can decode the class struggle inside the message telling me meemaw and pop-pop should have to wear barrels on suspenders.

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[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Think this person just hates their family, rather than any ideological commitment to socialism.

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[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, repossessing my parents house will definitely be the first act of a socialist administration. Anything else (taxing and/or nationalizing corporations, wealth taxes and seizure of wealth when taxes are evaded, using the wealth from these acts to address basic needs and create jobs for all) is opportunism

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I will be seizing your goats first, fuck youfaded

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

I'm seizing the oats in the kitchen cabinets by the spoonful yummy

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

All my goats! Gone!! all-my-apes-gone faded

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

xibe-check gimme the quilts meemaw

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

i love how in this hypothetical you don't own anything and only the older people you know own shit.

[–] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Socialism is when no possessive apostrophe.

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

So, funny thing. The most likely entity to seize a person's house is a bank, under capitalism.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (11 children)

https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1848/communist-manifesto/ch02.htm

The immediate aim of the Communists is the same as that of all other proletarian parties: formation of the proletariat into a class, overthrow of the bourgeois supremacy, conquest of political power by the proletariat.

The theoretical conclusions of the Communists are in no way based on ideas or principles that have been invented, or discovered, by this or that would-be universal reformer.

They merely express, in general terms, actual relations springing from an existing class struggle, from a historical movement going on under our very eyes. The abolition of existing property relations is not at all a distinctive feature of communism.

All property relations in the past have continually been subject to historical change consequent upon the change in historical conditions.

The French Revolution, for example, abolished feudal property in favour of bourgeois property.

The distinguishing feature of Communism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of bourgeois property. But modern bourgeois private property is the final and most complete expression of the system of producing and appropriating products, that is based on class antagonisms, on the exploitation of the many by the few.

In this sense, the theory of the Communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property.

We Communists have been reproached with the desire of abolishing the right of personally acquiring property as the fruit of a man’s own labour, which property is alleged to be the groundwork of all personal freedom, activity and independence.

Hard-won, self-acquired, self-earned property! Do you mean the property of petty artisan and of the small peasant, a form of property that preceded the bourgeois form? There is no need to abolish that; the development of industry has to a great extent already destroyed it, and is still destroying it daily.

Or do you mean the modern bourgeois private property?

But does wage-labour create any property for the labourer? Not a bit. It creates capital, i.e., that kind of property which exploits wage-labour, and which cannot increase except upon condition of begetting a new supply of wage-labour for fresh exploitation. Property, in its present form, is based on the antagonism of capital and wage labour. Let us examine both sides of this antagonism.

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[–] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Weird how they always talk about how we should take over houses of everyone, including your aunts house and your dogs house, but never wanna talk about how I will send them to the great hexagonal (unaffiliated with hexbear) gulag, where they will be building hexagonal housing, for all the ultras to live in.

[–] RedRook1917@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The goal of socialism isn't to "make things better" in an abstract way, it's to forcibly expropriate property owners - yes, your mother's house and land, your aunt's business, the bear caves, gopher holes, birds nests, your Xbox, your toothbrush - and trying to pretend otherwise isn't pragmatism, it's opportunism

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[–] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

my mum have a 2 bedroom flat right above an urban highway

[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry, but your mom's apartment is about to be molotovd. Should have thought twice about escaping rent exploitation.

good. burn it to the ground

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

When you think the means are the ends you become the Khmer Rouge.

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