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[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 53 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

China is doing it wrong! You're supposed to GET paid to sit at a desk and pretend to work at an office.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

You're supposed to pay $4 for a coffee to sip at while you pretend to write a screenplay in a cafe.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This isn't that far off the mark...

These companies have "pretend to work" in their names. I watched this video from someone who actually includes context from Chinese people: https://youtu.be/W7VJLipgiuQ

[–] awrf@hexbear.net 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yea, this is pretty accurate. Younger people struggling to find jobs and due to cultural reasons they want to hide the fact that they're unemployed from their family or whomever. @xiaohongshu@hexbear.net and others have been saying the job market in China, especially for young people, is not doing the greatest right now. Vindicated once again!

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Proof that gommulism doesn't work! (Don't look at employment in kkkapitalist countries though, nothing to see here!)

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Holy shit, it's...real? Totally eating crow rn

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] D61@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago

The average USA manager cubicle.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

how does your brain get to the point where you read shit like this and think "yes this is true"

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This was posted about and talked about on here over a year ago and as far as I could tell it is a real thing for weirdos. I remember one person who like financially didn't have to work but didn't have a job or whatever so they'd rent one of these places to go play pretend for the social perception of "not being useless"

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

got to pick the brain of a member of the leisure class who decided to play-work instead of getting into politics or full time partying

[–] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Is it really that odd? We already have people playing sim games This is basically more realistic VR job sim game.

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Full time partying lands you in rehab.

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's pretty simple, some people want to feel like they're being useful.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is this time. The place that started it is literally called "pretend work company."

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, if anything, this is just proof the Cultural Revolution didn't go far enough. People are only doing this because their needs are met but they feel cultural pressure to work in typical "business" roles.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

It literally is. High youth unemployment + strong cultural bias against same == this.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A service that enables unemployed people to still interact with others instead of festering alone at home doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world. Would be nicer if it were focused on actually trying to help them get a job though.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We should have public spaces that people can exist without buying something.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is called the library and I go to it for like 20 hours a week to avoid going insane as a NEET.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anoriginalthought@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

I wish they were open 24/7

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

So... China has WeWork?

[–] nfamwap@feddit.uk 18 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, if the office space is clean, warm and has decent internet, then $4 a day for hotdesking is a bargain

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yeah the ol' "ghost cities" full of actors like the DPRK.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Weird RP for the Chinese bourgeois

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Oh I was wondering why I was getting it recommended. Seriously? Was it all for this? They already do this shit in the west, albeit far less effectively, by going to Starbucks

This is not news worthy at all, oh, and, it was titled in a way that made me think that there was a mass movement of people pretending to work to get paid and not people paying to pretend to work.

[–] Sebrof@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

China is so DYSTOPIAN you have to PAY to work at your made up "JOB"