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I was under the impression we have to wait at least a few years after a war ends to consume media about it. They also advertise "real world military regiments" as a feature. I wonder if this will include certain fascist regiments?

Just browsing their Discussion forums reveals some reallly questionable comments from the devs (CW: violence):

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[-] Flinch@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Fashy fanfic cashgrab, enjoy your 200 players a month after release lenin-laugh

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

US Army twitch streamers will be dispatched to stream the game 24/7. Zelensky will also ask Langley to pump the numbers up so it looks like the game is always full, and the reason why loading time takes so long is because so many players are definitely playing

[-] Flinch@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

I want to buy the battlepass and unlock the griddy but Mom won't let me spend my allowance on slavabucks

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

enjoy your 200 players a month after release

That's generous, it'll be less than 100 a month michael-laugh

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

azov simulator visible-disgust

steam forums freeze-gamer stalin-gun-1

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

Daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing stopping Slava Ukraini tough guys from picking up a gun and running off the Ukraine to fight

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

Holy shit it does have them in it agony-turbo

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

Devs belong in a pitpit

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Bruh glory to the heroes is literally the fascist response to sloba ikreeni

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Glory to the Heroes set in the Russian-Ukrainian war is a tactical single-player and multiplayer first-person shooter with an immersive experience involving many kinds of different military units and vehicles, where the action is happening in the real-world locations of actual battles.

That entire sentence is cursed with bloodthirsty neoliberal brainworms

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

I'm sure that this generic looking military shooter is going to really stand out amongst all other generic looking military shooters

A+ job devs, keep it up and you'll get to make a 2 minute chunk of the next Call O' Duty

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't know why they don't just ask Blizzard to make a Ukraine themed call of duty, especially since their MW reboot brings back Makrov who is a maniacal Russian ultranationalist who wants to bring back the USSR

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Like a lot of things around this war, it exists mainly as a grift

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

their MW reboot brings back Makrov

I was stunned by the trailer. They really are rebooting the whole trash MW2 story? Fuck.

Also half the story reveal trailer is a visual homage to the Nordstream bombings and nobody is picking up on that lol.

[-] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

:steamfront:

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago
[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

The best way to combat Russian disinformation is by gloating about doing what Russians say you do

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How many people here are good enough at programming to create a bunch of hacks for this game and/or DDOS? If we succeed, we finally get recognition from the media for being the first FSB forum in English

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Our Soros funding is fighting our SeeSeePee funding which is fighting our FSB funding ooooooooooooooh

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How realistic it would be? like:

Scene one: You go buy groceries, on route you get nabbed by manhunters and drafted.

Scene two: You jump from APC straight on antipersonnel mine. Game over.

[-] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

You're forgetting scene 1.5, where your drill sergeant brags about committing hate crimes against Romani children

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 10 months ago

The training they get is too short to be mentioned in the game.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago
[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Least bloodthirsty Ukraine supporters

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

"Vast, beautifully designed real-world locations"

It's going to be a crossroad with rubble and mud surrounding it, and the moment you get spotted, a dozen shells land on your head.

[-] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Is the Hexbear Dispatch thread gonna be in it?

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Damn they're not even waiting for the West to lose the war like they did for Six Days in Fallujah

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