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[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

or that the bag of coke just ran out

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She don't lie

She don't lie

She don't lie

cocaine

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

detailed fantasy of Clapton wanting to be made huge and have a man in his ass control him with levers and buttons, or have the guy shrunk down while he remains regular size

[–] azalea_simsii@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 month ago

it’s amazing how he always look like he’s just woken up from a nightmare lmao

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Some are calling him the most normal looking guy ever.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Dude's face looks like a UV wrap texture

[–] DaMummy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

He always looks like he just realized that his entire life has been a lie. That even his own wife is an Israeli spy.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

'Hello yes I am normal human being'

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

when u on cocaine at work and you remember u have more cocaine in the car and more cocaine at home

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I'm not a drug person but that looks like some kind of recreational substance use.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

He looks like he's he's constantly at the high point on a roller coaster about to drop down really fast. I guess in a way he is.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 9 points 1 month ago

Manson lamps

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Modafanil + he just read that every conspiracy he promoted on his podcast is true but the smoking man is a right winger

[–] Poophammer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

In home alone when someone gets kicked in the balls or something unexpected goes up there butt, they make that face

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if he's some Manchurian candidate that just hears the trigger word to go play "give minority a chance" role, so they can frame and crucify him later, and use him as an example for why we should make all dark people second class citizens. I can't see the MAGA crowd keeping dark people after Trump dies and Vance takes office.

[–] DaMummy@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't be the first time that I hear he breaks the stereotype of that overly highly educated Indian guy with job at 7/11. The trick was apparently to be a fucking moron to get a highly paid position in America.

[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my man's got autoludovicism

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

How do we not have a emote?

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Perhaps there's a handler just off-camera with a manila folder that has "EPSTEIN FILES" in cartoonishly-large text who keeps gesturing as though they're about to spill the documents all over the ground and then some people who try to pick it up will see something they shouldn't, like a meet-cute but where one of the participants is Chris Hansen.