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"Tankie Bingo" (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by LemmySlopSkimmer@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
 

Had some fun with this. Rules:

  1. When a tankie post comes up, post a legitimate, fair argument. Do not argue in bad faith. No matter how nasty the post may be. Legitimately combat the disinformation there by going into their bubble and posting a sane response.
  2. Watch the responses come in. Especially if the post is on the tankie triad.
  3. Don't feed the trolls. Don't respond to anything, unless there is actually a legitimate attempt to have a legitimate discussion. Otherwise, start a game of tankie bingo to help prevent yourself from responding to the madness.

Suggestions for expansion welcome.

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 79 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

political dissent is "allowed" in China

I just watched a woman get fucking executed in her car for absolutely fucking nothing.

America has 1 fifth of the population of China and yet has more total prisoners. And you call CHINA the authoritarian country???????

Wake the fuck up

using pet names condescendingly

No that's a distinctly liberal trait "sweetie".

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago

I just watched a woman get fucking executed in her car for absolutely fucking nothing.

Libs just think these are isolated incidents in the US but if something similar happens in Bad Country it's because the leader of Bad Country personally ordered it to happen. They don't have any thoughts in those big empty heads of theirs

[–] godisidog@hexbear.net 73 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

Tankies don’t operate on the basis of parties. They are authoritarians, so when they mean CCP, they mean Xi. When they mean Russia, they mean Putin.

Legitimately one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. Western China-watchers are constantly going on about Xi’s personal ambitions to take Taiwan (nonsense), or going on about ‘Putin’s War’, but we’re the ones who see things through the lense of individual “great men”?

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 41 points 3 weeks ago

It definitely feels like projection

All I EVER hear from Libs is how "if this one bad man goes, everything would be fine", without realising these people are in power with the support of the political class surrounding them.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I've seen Xiposting but I've never seen anyone who calls themself communist praise Putin

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 63 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

EDIT: well, to the surprise of no one, it’s made its way to the slop community at Hexbear. Aaaand again, they totally miss the glaringly obvious point.

@unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth what's the point if it's so obvious? There's various comments here that went through the arduous task of breaking down the things you wrote in your meme and responding to them. I take it that us "tankies" are simply too unskilled at the English language and rhetoric for it to even be necessary to address these before you claim victory?

Go ahead, you're federated with us!

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 58 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

Also, @unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth, it's not nice to put that little rules section in your post where the first one is to always engage in good faith with tankies when yesterday you were in the thread comparing the Tank Man in China to Renee Nicole Good's murder and claimed they were both executed, then proceeded to blatantly ignore all requests for evidence for that claim and dismissed them all. That's good faith? You even admitted that the one article you did click on you only read for a little bit.

Really cheeky to put Tiananmen Square Massacre denial in a square too, for someone who claims it happened yet has no sources.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They're both not banned from here and they've made comments here in the past 24 hours. Plainly speaking they're a coward and a fascist if they don't show up to defend their lies

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[–] Elysia@hexbear.net 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Had some fun with this. Rules:

When a tankie post comes up, post a legitimate, fair argument.

They means tested their own bingo game out of existence he-laughed

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 51 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Keep in mind, it's this person from yesterday's Tiananmen Square thread. So they can't follow their own rules.

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Aprapos of nothing, last year a Chinese woman was throwing racist insults and slurs at a black woman on camera in China. She was then made to apologize to the victim by the police or face charges.

In the same year, a woman was throwing racial slurs at a black child in America. She was then able to make over a million dollars on a crowd funding website.

Also in 2025, China pledged $100 million USD to Palestine on top of existing UNRWA support, after hosting talks and a unity deal between Hamas and Fatah in 2024

In the same year in America... They don't recognise Palestine as a state at all and are actively supporting the entity committing genocide against them.

Could China be doing more? Yeah, absolutely, and I wish for China to do more. The bar is fairly low, it's very easy to clear it. Is the US actively dragging that bar down? Yeah, absolutely, and I wish a very [redacted] for the whole US empire.

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 3 weeks ago

Aprapos of nothing, last year a Chinese woman was throwing racist insults and slurs at a black woman on camera in China. She was then made to apologize to the victim by the police or face charges.

measurehead-says lenin shotgun Based

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 53 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (30 children)

I just want one of these guys to actually provide an argument against us tankies that:

  1. Shows they actually understand our position and why we hold it.

  2. Doesn't lie or manipulate or ignore information to prove their point.

  3. Doesn't rely on attacking the individual rather than the argument they are making

  4. Dismissing the entire conversation because they recognise they are losing ground and find some small thing to attack (like tone policing).

Like if being a "tankie" is so obviously wrong, like they all insist, then proving our position wrong should be incredibly easy. But every single time they show that they haven't the slightest clue what a "tankie" actually believes and often have 0 understanding of the event they are smugly insisting they are an expert on, and flatly refuse to even consider anything we provide as evidence for our position, even to debunk it. Just once I'd like one of these people to actually come in and engage with us and provide solid proof of why being a liberal is correct and being a communist is incorrect. Seriously, I don't want to fight and die in a revolution, I would prefer liberalism to be true, it would make things so much easier. But not a single liberal I've seen shows they even understand the "tankie" position, let alone is capable of proving it wrong.

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anti-tankie bingo except all the squares just say "projection"

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh and the free square is "won't leave their CIA backed echo chamber." I can prove that one is free because not a single one of this will come here and defend themselves. See I'll prove it @unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth come defend yourself, show us that you're actually the More Reasonable, More Civil Person

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They'll prove they're more civil by saying something very dunkable, getting dunked on, and showing some exemplary discipline and intellectual honesty by simply not replying and going back to their zionazi community. You know, like they did yesterday when they claimed tank man was executed.

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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 50 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

“Lack of nuance” lmao what?

curious-marx dude devoted entire chapters to the nuances of coats, he got into fights with letters over other peoples letters

blushing-engels wrote about the intricacies of poverty in England

lenin-sure diagnosed imperialism and used extant examples to prove it not some fairytale island and two cows of capitalist theory

stalin-spoon nuances the fuk out of some Kulak grain and defeats Fascism, attended seminary and adulted as a bank robber, you can’t even start to talk about Joey Steels without nuance

mao-wave wrote the book on guerilla warfare

And finally

rosa had the scientific nuance to correctly understand the complexities of her argument when she laid the case for revolution over reform

party-cat party cat is also here

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 45 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Nuance is when you support the status quo, but pretend to be sad about it.

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Lack of nuance there just means you're not supposed to be rude to IDF soldiers in general because every once in a while one of them has the decency to follow their leader.

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

Lemmy: HEXBEAR IS FULL OF EVIL BULLIES!

Meanwhile me, one of the most active users here: I had 5 cookies today and ate one and now I have four :3

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[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 48 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Having an objective source of truth undoes their way of doing things, so they have to dismiss anything from Wikipedia out of hand. As is tradition, their way of doing that is to assign it an insulting nickname so that anyone who brings it up is subject to bullying.

Youseall will pry NATO pedia from my cold dead fingers. But I'd never describe it as "objective source of truth". That's not even how Wikipedia describes itself. I didn't know anybody would think of it this way.

All highschool teachers are tankies now?

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Still waiting for a single lib to admit that Wikipedia says nobody died in Tiananmen square.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago

No see, it's the objective truth when it matches their vibes, otherwise an insidious tankie edited the page moments before they looked at it.

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[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All highschool teachers are tankies now?

God, my teenage self wishes they were. So many goddamn assignments where I had to write what the idiot liberals running the school wanted to read, not what was actually true.

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[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Liberal bingo: Accuses us of living in an echo chamber, follows up with picture of tank man

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 46 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Dude I think tank man is straight up liberal kryptonite seeing how far these people are going to defend their fantasies of the guy getting executed. You hit them with the video of the tanks stopping in their tracks to wait for the road to clear, then they invariably say that they're sure he was executed regardless, and then they unwind completely when pushed on why they think this way. It's the cognitive dissonance that never stops giving.

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[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 47 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The dork in that thread wanting to add being called transphobic, babe, baby, sugar, you are telling on yourself so hard rn

can anyone tell me the difference between an insult and a putdown? Is the former where i call them a fucker, and the later when i call them a lowlife little fuck?

interesting... looking into it

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

smuglord Look! I totally owned the Tankie Triad with this bingo I scored on them!!!

The bingo: They insulted me, they called me transphobic, they came from hexbear, they used putdowns, they used condescending pet names

stupidpol Suck it, red fascists!!! Owned again!!!

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[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't feed the trolls. Don't respond to anything

The cowardice of these losers is hilarious, they're scared to death of actually engaging with even our more pedestrian takes, instead they want to hugbox themselves to death and scream at the walls

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Hey, they actually said

Don’t feed the trolls. Don’t respond to anything, unless there is actually a legitimate attempt to have a legitimate discussion.

We often fail to provide well-meaning Lemmy users with legitimate arguments and good faith discussion. You know, like yesterday when @unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth was telling us about how Tank Man was executed and we started responding really unfair things, like

Why do you think tank man was killed?

You got any sources to ground that assertion in reality, or are you completely full of shit?

And Joe Biden wwas replaced by a body double halfway through his term <- a statement with the same amount of proof and the same basis in reality

In the future, we should be better and try to have a legitimate discussion. I think it would be nice if we instead said something like, "Gee, I hadn't thought about it that way! I guess you might be right, and if I imagine that China has executed any given person hard enough, it becomes true!" or something along those lines.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

When liberals whine about tankies not being well meaning they mean “heretics dared to question gospel truth”

Anyway, @unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth murdered a college student in 2009 and chopped their body up before dumping it off the side of a cruise ship in the Caribbean. Everyone knows this happened because everyone knows that @unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth is exactly the type of person who would do this sort of thing. Anyone engaging in murder-and-dismemberment denial will be banned.

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[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Half of these you could sub with "has evidence for claims" and the other "wants to force me to read"

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[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 42 points 3 weeks ago

post a legitimate, fair argument. Do not argue in bad faith.

Nice try, but this is clearly a Hexbear alt trying to psyop liberals into arguing in good faith /s

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

political dissent

You mean color revolution?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You tankies look at any example of a group of protesters who are reacting to poor economic and social conditions fomented by decades of US sanctions and centuries of colonial legacy, who then are coopted by foreign intelligence operations that seek to substitute specific and moderate aims of the organic movement with vague and disruptive aims of establishing "freedom and democracy" and call it a color revolution! You tankies then go and do something dishonest like link a post of an Israeli military intelligence official and an American State Deparment official publicly stating that that's exactly what they're doing!

Don't think we truth-seekers don't see your playbook!

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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Had some fun with this.

Someone really needs a hobby.

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[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago

I'm proud of you all for the number of these that are just 'they're mean to me :('

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That instance is full of so many uneducated takes. Deeply un-serious shirt libs who only punch left, never up.

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[–] 3rdWorldCommieCat@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago

Tankie bingo: isn't a transphobic racist nor drunk on western propaganda.

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Even in a board mostly filled with "dictator worship atrocity denial authoritarian!!!!" they still just gotta have a space about vooting in amerikkkan elekkktions

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

How do they claim to have so much insight into how leftists talk when they defederated from us anyway?

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[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tag yourself, if you have less than 2 bingos then ur a lib i-spil-my-jice

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[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Big fan of the added suggestions which include

  • before we talk you have to watch this YouTube video [ie. If this conversation is to continue, you gotta have some idea about what were talking about and I don't trust you to read anything]
  • NATOpedia [Wikipedia is famously above being critiqued as a source, we all know this. Unless of course we cite it]
  • you're a transphobe [lmao telling on yourself]
  • you just hate leftism! [Anti communist and a transphobe? Wow who would have seen that coming]
  • changing the subject [I do this in real life when I want to keep things polite and I can tell I'm talking to a belligerent dumbass]
  • "already been debunked" [see I told you I don't trust you to read]
  • controlling the conversation (wg insisting something is not what we're discussing) [I thought we weren't allowed to change the subject?]

I don't have snarky things for the rest. 2/10 @PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social see me after class. Also you might want to consider not telling on yourself so much.

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