this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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man id be tripping if I knew that my foreskin ended up on some celebrities face
Do they send you an official certificate?
Your donation has rejuvenated the facial tissue of MEL GIBSON
Thank you, FIRST NAME
I cannot begin to fathom the interplay between antisemitism and doing blood libel-lite with foreskins
I would never stop bragging that Sandra Bullock touched my pee pee.
More like your pee pee is now Sandra Bullock
Can't just throw genital mutilation tissue... I mean "deeply held colonial religous beliefs" out the door.
It’s not even a religious belief, it was introduced in South Korea by the US in 1945. It’s just a cultural norm forced on them by a country that does it because some cereal guy thought it would stop masturbation.
Using this info to convince MRAs to support the DPRK.
Murican Rifle Association?
Lol, Men's Rights Advocates. Weirdo anti-feminists who say that male oppression is more pervasive and dangerous.
Eh, close enough. It's a shame because there are real men's issues, but people like this have to crap on it
"What if we did frazzledrip as a joke" goddamn. Every day they manage to create a horror beyond my comprehension
at a certain point horrors beyond your comprehension is just you not being good enough at comprehending things
That is the most polite "skill issue" I've ever gotten
Look there are some horrors I don't want to comprehend, it's a defense mechanism
Babe wake up new site tagline just dropped.
frazzledrip
Just googled what this is. I know we joke about the right and projection but if this is the shit they're making up I have no doubt reactionaries are consuming some sick shit.
I am sorry to have cursed you with the knowledge of what it was
It creeps me out that q-freaks can come up with something so disturbing.
wait you mean they're eating it?
No I mean like the media and whatnot they consume, it fuels these sick projections.
but like, how can you eat media?
It feels like the Imperial Core is using South Koreans as livestock.
Just the tips, to be fair
It's not just South Korea. Look at the "surrogate motherhood industry" in Ukraine for example
Meanwhile these people get tax exemptions and you will never hope to own a house or be free from debt. :D
Always remember that no matter how insane you think the bougies are, they are always somehow more depraved.
I want my foreskin back.
cw:sex
I've given blowjobs to uncut guys and holy shit they enjoy it more
Me too man, you aren't alone in that.
They say South Korean cosmetics and skin care are decades ahead of the rest of the world...
"South Korea Ranks First In STEM"
"South Korea Ranks First In STEM"
This isn't new. Bow down before the Holy Foreskin
