President Shidass reporting for doodie
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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the epstein files are a distraction from his pants shitting
Carrying on the flame
this dude shittin lmao
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90 comments assuming he shat himself when it sounds at best like a fart, hexbear is not sending their best.
They had to rush the press out of the room before they could smell it, you don't get that kind of smell intensity with just a fart
Brutha i have done some extremely loud farts in my time that were not sharts
Hmm let me reword that, I meant more along the lines of how powerful the smell was.
release the trump underwear files we need to get to the bottom of this
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I can't hear the shitting at all guys.
I've been going through it like it's the Zapooper film
I can hear a reporter asking "Did you get a whiff of it?" at the end
It's pretty faint, and basically inaudible if you're trying to watch from a cellphone. Get headphones or watch on something with better speakers. It happens at about 30 seconds when the short guy finishes speaking
Hyperbrandonization
I wish the toot was louder so I could sample it and invent CrapCore
Trump himself has quite the poker face, but his staff sure doesn't. Just looking at him I would not believe he just shat himself, but with his entire staff suddenly panicking and throwing all the reporters out of the room he obviously did. Maybe he's sick.
He did it to show solidarity with Kaitlin Bennet aka Gun Girl. A real act of leadership.
"Excuse Mr. President, did you just shit your pants and fill your diaper with doo doo shit?"
Everyone else in that meeting is going to be saying "No, I am Shartacus* by the end of the news cycle.
No, I am Shartacus
been laughing to myself off 'n on about this for six hours, now
If I was gonna take a shit in front of the world as an imperialist overlord I would rip ass loud and rank af, that was some embarrassed bourgeois toddler tier shit, he was even shooing people away cutting it short instead of forcing them to marinate in the aftermath like a real ruler, total secondhand cringe, shit yourself like you got a real asshole and are using it to dominate the world, not a quacking cloaca ffs. Pathetic.
Is this your king, edgelords?
Watch dems go for the triple and fuck up 2028 somehow.
Dems have already proven themselves capable of losing to Trump twice, they'll find a way to do it again after he's dead.
Kamala going in Rambo style on a refugee camp on poor families thinking if she takes down tons of brown families she'll sway Republican voters
Trump (Vance?) still tries to outdo her by eating a literal muslim child on camera
2024 repeats in 2028 and libs still blame the rest of us for not voting Kamala so they could be out to brunch (while she continues to kill poor brown families)
Kamala runs as the candidate but quits in the last 2 months and they bring in Biden again.
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The Emperor Has No Shit In His Clothes
edit: At 50 seconds in, the woman behind him has a specific code for him shitting himself which seems to be scratching her nose. She does it in a natural-looking way, then stares at someone off camera and does it in a very exaggerated obvious way. That's the exact moment a handler rushes in to block the camera view of him.
might I propose: ~~:codeword:~~ :thought-about-it:
yknow I dread the answer but,,, is there a chance that this a common occurrence in the White House with him? Because damn
I know it's happened a few times and that he's worn diapers for like a decade, but haven't watched that footage recently and don't know that this signal wasn't created in response to those incidents. It seems so obvious in this incident that I'm almost positive it was established with her and the press wrangler at some point beforehand.
It's probably been a regular occurrence in the white house for at least the last 10 years
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Prez Poop Balls
My shit-smeared pants have a lot of people asking questions already answered by my pants
the lady in green behind him definitely smelt something
per the international rules based order, we can conclude that she is who in fact "dealt it"
Gdamn how fucking loud was the sharting if the mics caught wind of it
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Shart of the Deal
now THAT'S my president
these comments are why i love hexbear, there's some deep analysis of Trump's poopy doodoo ass in here folks
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I'm not enough of a nerd to be upset about it but I am enough of a pedantic argumentative shithead to point out that the exact lines of reasoning behind no body shaming should hold the same for stuff like this. I haven't shat myself YET but I've come close enough enough times that it's obviously only a matter of time. The poop reaper comes for us all, if you think yourself different you'll simply be shitting yourself in hubristic denial
that being said I think people have a natural propensity to make fun of others, especially people who are (lol) shitty, and honestly there's probably always going to be SOMEONE who could be included unintentionally as a target on any form of ridicule no matter whether it's targeting their body or whatever
The point isn't that people who shit themselves are morally inferior, it's that people who are physically falling apart (whether due to temporary illness or old age) generally aren't suited to public office and so the Republicans need to pretend that Trump is this god of a man and healthy as a horse (and Trump himself does this too), and here we see that ridiculous pretense being unmasked.
It's similar to mocking Biden, who responded to questions about his age with talking about pushup competitions and other absurd posturing.
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The difference is that nobody is holding you up as the pinnacle of health, of masculinity, of whiteness, of power. Nobody is making fun of some random dude who shat his pants, we're making fun of all the people who think Trump is some powerful healthy beast of a man. And maybe he is. And maybe men like that should shit their pants. Let the people who love him follow his example here too and walk around with poopy butthole pants
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