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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

A man walks past a news stand every day but never buys a paper. When asked, he says he's looking for an obituary.
When told that obituaries aren't on the front page,

"The one I'm looking for will be."

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You know shit's bad when Americans start telling old Soviet jokes.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Trump is the oldest soviet joke in the land

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

It's a joke as old as Stalin.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Would world wide celebration be respectful?

[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I have been a musician for decades I am setting up my sound system on my front lawn and I will be throwing a block party to celebrate his death.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Play Ding Dong The Witch is Dead and No One Mourns the Wicked

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I'll be blasting some afrobeat because it's great to dance to but yeah. We've had some good fuck off songs for decades

I'll honk and cheer at any memorial with people around it that he's dead and thank god. Fuck these people and decorum, they weaponize it.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Lol.

I'll be in the streets banging on pots and pans and screaming "DING DONG THE PEDO IS DEAD".

I'll take this parade down the street to the one dipshit in my neighborhood still rocking Trump trash in the front yard and just stand on the sidewalk celebrating while laughing and pointing at the house.

Which reminds me. I need to sign that dipshit's address up for battered spouse pamphlets.

[–] gigajhand@lemmy.ml 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I love how everyone thought of the same person after seeing this post

[–] ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gigajhand@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

yeah everyone does, was talking about the first guy on most people's lists

[–] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 2 points 20 hours ago

No names...no secret service or no fly lists.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 20 hours ago

I got a bottle of whiskey set aside, and a friend planning a party.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.

Proverbs 11:10

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 10 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

If this refers to the orange Russian cum rag, then my first action upon hearing of his demise will be to walk into the nearest pub and buy everyone a round.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Neither my wife or I drink.

But there's a bottle in the back of the freezer just for one special occasion.

[–] MikeImBack@disabled.social 2 points 19 hours ago

@Lushed_Lungfish @CADmonkey I've got a bottle of Kentucky Bourbon, bought in Kentucky for me by a family member years ago, and it's been sitting there waiting for the day Trump goes to prison. Now it's waiting for the day he dies on the toilet

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago

Me too! The bars are going to make a killing.

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[–] arcine@jlai.lu 9 points 22 hours ago

Unless he dies (as he should !) of public execution, not much will have changed.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Netanyahu and Putin too. horrible old entitled disgusting white men

[–] ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Why on earth would anyone be respectful to people like Trump and Stephen Miller when they die and their souls are dragged to hell?

For many many decades (maybe since ever) fascists and conservatives were never respectful and many would just go 'good riddence' when they see a progressive pass away. Fuck em'. Also fuck the guys who claim 'there will be retaliation'. It is like when bullies and the adults who support them don't want victims fighting back or standing up to them will somehow only escalate the violence, or in my case they would make me look like the asshole and basically say 'how would you like it if they did that to you?' When they have been doing it to me countless times before I decided to talk back.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

When he dies the celebrations will be massive

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

The day it’s announced that Donny has passed away will be the 2nd Independence Day for America and most of the world. The 24hrs following his death will be very interesting to watch especially from the view of his cult members.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

The funeral procession should consist of every single Rosenmontag parade float, from Germany, depicting the racist pedo loser.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Is drunker than shit on the most expensive whiskey I can find respectful?

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[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

Seeing how they're still doing memorials for Charlie Kirk (and his own wife moved on), it's gonna be insufferable for awhile, but I'll still be happy.

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 87 points 1 day ago (16 children)

When he dies nothing will change. The system that birthed him will still be here.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Here’s a good marketing idea that some wine makers could do:

Come out with a champagne (sparkling white wine) called “WHEN HE DIES.” On the label, express that it should be purchased and held onto to pop the cork at the moment you hear the good news that “he” has died. Don’t say who. But make the label spray-tan orange.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

That's a "Liberation Day" I'm dearly waiting for.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will be celebrating the opening of the Donald J. Trump unisex bathroom.

[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The Donald J Trump Memorial Sewage Treatment Plant and Landfill.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Asetru@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't know if I even can be that disrespectful.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

My bladder capacity isn't measured in tons.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 17 hours ago

Wrong, poop capacity is measured in tons, piss in mega liters.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 52 points 1 day ago (9 children)

We should agree right now to make the day of his death a national holiday.

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