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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago
[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 76 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's amazing how porn brained people will admit they are openly. But also like just look at porn dude. Just watch people fuck. Like are you jerking it to God of war? Really? That's something important to you? To jerk it God of war??? Like I play video games because they are fun. These people apparently only do so to make themselves horny...

pathetic

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some people want everything to be porn, but I genuinely believe that most of this internet discourse isn't about wanting to jerk off but about wanting to reject the idea that a woman can be valuable as anything but a sex object or perhaps home-maker. The point is to deny the humanity of women and constantly reaffirm that they need to be pleasing to misogynists in order to be anything but disgusting.

[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Absolutely true in the end. It's about controlling what a woman is allowed to be. Which is of course just as pathetic.

Rhetorically though if I ever argue with these "people" in real life or otherwise I will only ask them why they need to jerk it to God of war. Because that is what they present and it becomes self evidently pathetic. Or they can admit to the control above and that leads to them being obviously pathetic.

Will this change their minds? Of course not generally but it will:

  • annoy or even enrage them which is good because fuck em I hope they are always uncomfortable

  • amuse me

  • (small chance these days) change the mind of onlookers who haven't thought about it.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think even if you don't focus on it, mentioning the real point is still productive from a "helping onlookers" perspective.

[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

You may be right there.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

it's the same reason they hate onlyfans models. they keep a greater share of the money from customers, can block customers they don't want, and can choose to only do/post what they're comfortable with. even though there's still plenty of free porn out there, the chuds see female sex workers in a position with more autonomy and dignity than sex workers have traditionally had, and it bothers them.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago
[–] axont@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

The primary problem for them is the idea a woman can be depicted as a human. It's not about being horny, it's that they don't want games to appeal to anyone except horny straight racist white guys.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s all out of revenge because Anita Sarkeesian slighted their egos. Now they demand all media panders to heterosexual white men exclusively to punish someone who pointed out a trend.

Hell hath no fury like a white man scorned.

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

gamer-gulag "first they came for my boobas..."

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[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"woke God of War"

God of Woke was right there but no, god these guys fucking suck in every possible way

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

It’s such a small but telling example of how empty their creative tanks are that they can’t even squeak out a pun.

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago

I like when they do this and it just looks like rizz

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

begging someone to bimboify kratos

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think the left design is boring and drab. Where tf are the colors. But the one on the right is absurd. I would think so even if I wanted a sexy design.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Again we come back to the concept art on the left is still a beautiful woman, but chud incels can't accept anything below "bimbo fetish".

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That image has its colors desaturated, in game her top is bright yellow and her hair appears more red. Although maybe that's the aesthetic they'll be going for for the next game, like maybe the whole thing takes place in britain and it's constantly foggy and overcast.

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I kinda like the one on the left, reminds me of old D&D and fantasy art. Something about the facial structure and pose is very ancient world in terms of aesthetic.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The right isn’t even appealing. The sunken cheeks make her appear gaunt and those breasts are so large and round they look unnatural.

These guys really have no standards

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Literally the lowest common denominator demanding to be solely pandered to.

These mfs need to be called boomers. They literally think all sexuality is evil except for their sexuality, which they get to keep as a reward for being such a good little boy conforming for porky.

“I AsKeD gRoKkk…”

Boomer moment.

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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Gamers are awesome

Devs from gaming companies form unions because the workers need better pay and benefits, and who do Gamers side with when inserting themselves into a situation that has nothing to do with them? They side with the company AGAINST the people making their games, and then they cry when the people who make their games flip them off and just make the game they want to make.

I love Gamers man, they're the best

It would be hilarious if gaming companies made an ad for this to really drive the point home, where they show a bunch of these crybabies complaining about the new game only to have this character come out and gleefully beat them all up and humiliate them as being hardly men.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Way too many gamers see devs as equivalent to a waiter bringing them out a chocolate lava cake.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just publicly airing out that you're a big ol' pervert who objectifies women. God I wish I was this bold in parts of my life that matter, like advocating for myself or trying to get better at things.

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[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Maybe he just cares about drag queens representation in video games

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

they can't fool me, that's laura loomer

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Jarvis, give her giant tits and 2008 Victoria’s Secret model makeup smuglord

[–] Des@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

only thing im suprised by is i thought she was a redhead and more buff and had stronger shoulders

obviously this guy's AI redesign is fucking ridiculous

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's definitely how she looks in the last game, the artist here went for muted colors.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I'm still not convinced this account isn't an elaborate bit.

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We sure this isn’t a bit? Looks like a bit.

[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

The(really one of many) problem with chuds is you cant tell

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Chuds when black person in videogame: "NOT REALISTIC!! MY IMMERSION!!!¡!*

Chuds when game set in antiquity: "THIS FEMALE NEEDS SURGICALLY ALTERED TITS AND MAKEUP!!!!"

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Motherfucker's still got nothing better to do? Pathetic.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

The words "people" and "we" are doing a lot of lifting here

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I really want to turn this trend on its head somehow. Like making an alternate reality Andrew Tate who is a poet or some such shit. I don't know...

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm going to say it, the weird Voldemort face caked in makeup that AI always generates looks creepy and off-putting, not sexy. If these guys looked at her face instead of her boobs for even a second they'd notice how creepy and uncanny valley it looks.

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[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s been how many years since gamergate? This must be a joke, an elaborate unfunny ruse

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

there are grifters mad about potential censorship in a game where the trailer thumbnail is a closeup of well-endowed cleavage because we didn't also see the character's ass.

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I finally got it! These types tend to see themselves as “the cool kids” of the internet….just get some actual normies and just point and laugh. These types are failed chads, so get some actual chads and laugh. They won’t listen to us, but maybe some frat boys laughing at them might be different.

In a normal world. The fact someone decided that 75% of the population deserves to die in no small part because they see every example of a woman in vidya without massive tits as an attempt to get revenge on men should be comedy gold. I’m sick of pretending these losers are normal.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn well maybe you can have Grok fix you some bitches, too. If you actually expect women to date you, you don't meet the bare minimum.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Grok can make porn of women (minus genitals) like my guy you can make up women whole cloth to get horny and coom over, you don't need bideogame.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He can do what he did in the post and slide it into a folder on his desktop then shut the fuck up. Maybe I should start yassifying their own PFP everytime they do this and tag 'em. "See? This is a real man. Eye liner like an egyptian pharoh, lips that glitter with the grace of the gods, and a dump truck with enough space to rack up an N64 with the CRT"

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[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I won't even get mad at this. Not worth the energy.

[–] durruticore@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I cannot believe this isn't irony, or some form of satire. I literally can't believe there are people who believe the right is the standard body.

Not to mention that if the woman in the right actually existed she would be treated as stupid or chad-collecting or something

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