Time is a flat circle
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2026
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I choose to believe that they asked grok how to plan a ground invasion of Iran and it recommended speaking to her since Cheney is currently occupied with burning in hell.
Why do you think they started the ballroom project? They need an underground temple for necromantic rituals to bring Cheney back to life
Unlike Juche necromancy, it probably involves Microsoft Copilot and a $14.99/month subscription plan for some reason
Obviously $14.88 is too on the nose, unless you're Walmart
Since they are likely building a data center under the bunker, this isn't very far off at all.
She's a spry 71, about time they got some young blood in the game
oh oh! I hope there's a cameo of CGI Dick Cheney! 
It's that Post 9-11 world reboot, Baby!
Soft reboot, it acknowledges the previous installments in the series and remakes them for a new generation
They have been claiming to be on a mission from god...
Maybe they discovered another secret stan video of Condoleezza, but in Iran this time, and they just want to ask her, "no seriously, what the fuck?"
My sweet little rice patty