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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago (2 children)

As far as I know, they haircut was always there.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago

The hat formed around that hair in ancient times

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I still have no clue how people were convinced to look like fucking tiny Tim. And these goofy short sleeve button up dress shirts? Who’s teaching these kids this nonsense??

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Eh... I have no idea who that is and how popular that person has become. So, I don't know about people being convinced to look like this.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You've managed to entirely avoid A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Hum... I've watched many movies based on his book, but I wouldn't recognize anyone that took part in any, or even the movie names. So, IDK.

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Uhh you're not really female 15 cali are you?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Bro, what? Why would you say that? You’re crazy. What? No. I’m definitely that. Here’s a nude pic to confirm!

[–] phar@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Thanks! I’ve definitely put work into getting this swimmer’s body

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Catfish? What do you mean? Would you really call a delicate, wet creature like me a catfish?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I really like flat caps. Wore mine earlier today, actually.
They're super comfy and also low profile—i dont like high crowns.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Top hat? Too fancy
A bowler? Too performative
Fishing bucker? Too country
Panama? It's not holidays
Stetson? I'm not cool enough
Baseball cap? Too casual
Flat cap? Perfection

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I dont wear hats generally, but I got it into my head a few months ago that a cool hat to wear, for my weirdo taste in fashion, would be that style of cap, but with cat/animal ears integrated into it. Tried looking for one because I figured with the internet being what it is it surely must be out there, but no, couldn't find it. Only could find a different style of cap done up that way that I don't think looks nearly as nice as the style here.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 days ago

Turn a flat cap into a cat flap?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I know a guy who rocked that exact look in 1988.

Box art of the 1998 Nintendo game "Super Mario Bros. 3," portraying Mario flying in raccoon mode which includes little raccoon ears on his flat cap.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It probably wouldn't be too hard to take an animal ear headband and transplant the ears to the hat.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Would take some sewing knowledge I'd figure, especially to make it structurally work so that they stand up, and finding ears the same material as the hat so that they look like they fit might be difficult

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Minor sewing and either stiff cardboard or metal wire is really all you need. Cut some triangular shapes in the cardboard or bend the wire to the shape you want, wrap it with faux fur fabric, and sew it up then to the hat. Or use fabric glue to glue it to the hat.

Not sure why you'd want them to match the hat material...

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago

Hadn't considered that you can just glue fabric together, I suppose that might be something to try if I start feeling crafty at some point. As for matching the hat material, it's just what I'm picturing in my head, not convincing ears but just some ear shaped stylized part of the hat, like from that same grey zigzag patterned material seen here for example, whatever that's called.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why would the cat ears need to match the hat? Shirley they should match your hair?

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago

I don't mean like to give the illusion of being real ears, just as a stylistic element. And for whatever reason, Id like ones that look like they fit as part of the hat, like maybe that same grey patterned material but with some pink triangles in the front to suggest the inner part without going too detailed

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Could probably do it with some gorilla glue or similar type of adhesive if you don’t have sewing skills.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I am a hat person, and as a furry I have also looked for hats with ears on them, and while I just want a basic ball cap, finding ones with animal ears that also look good is hard enough that I want to just go get the materials and make my own ears on my own hat that I already wear. Unfortunately I didn't think about this until after Joann's closed down 😮‍💨

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Could visit a thrift store and see if you find any good materials. Dissect a plushie or look at the blankets and throw pillows for materials.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago

Oh hey, yeah! Dissecting an old plushy would be perfect.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

As a second option, I would totally wear the Litterbox comics "indoor cat" ballcap lol

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago

What's up broccoli head.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Their ears are just introverted.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 4 days ago

How are they men if they got rid of the hat?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 4 days ago

Adjacent: I wear no hat and no hair.