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[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oui, bien-sûr.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

🤔.... Fairly accurate.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 73 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is nothing more canadian than being smug about not being american.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As an American, this is totally fair.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am so sorry for your disease. Get better soon.

[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately it's terminal

[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If that's the case we'll take Vermont and Minnesota and you can have Alberta.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

If we take Vermont Canada will control ALL the maple syrup. I see no downside

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 77 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Yes, we do have names like "Kate Wood" and BC bud is the shit. Maple syrup is more of an east coast thing, but we do enjoy it on our breakfast foods out west, and you can find maple flavoured anything at the store. We are definitely not America and never will be.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

We are definitely not America and never will be.

In fact, could you do the opposite and annex Minnesota? Please?

  • sincerely, a Minnesotan
[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nah, you guys should form your own country though. We'd prefer to not adopt your MAGAs and even your left (American left) wing is concerning

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Fair, I wouldn’t want us either

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

All of the north-eastern states would also like to be considered for annexation - even New Hampshire seems to be catching on.

Sincerely, a Masshole.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If the US fell apart, I feel like the northeastern states would inevitably just coalesce into "Newer England" since they're so ideologically and economically linked.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Considering we were first colonized by Englishmen looking to escape England, and then took in a TON of Irish when the English were starving and oppressing them, perhaps we should call ourselves New Ireland instead - as one last jab at the English! LOL

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I dunno', I hear disturbing news from Alberta sometimes, and that whole trucker protest thing was pretty American...

While Canada will likely always be better than the US, don't be the frog in boiling water.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Inshallah America will be Canada

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[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"BC bud", is that how Canadians call their friend from British Columbia?

[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not your buddy, friend

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

He's not your guy, pal!

[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Its talking about weed

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Now I'm craving some maple syrup poutine.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 44 points 3 days ago (4 children)

We don’t put maple leaves on our stuff anymore because when we travel we end up getting confused with Americans trying to pretend they’re not Americans by putting maple leaves on their shit.

[–] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 19 points 3 days ago

Decades ago I was a young backpacker and saw other folks with the maple leaf on their stuff. Went to chat and they admitted they were Americans who had sewn it on so people would be nice to them.

I was simultaneously annoyed at them (I'd have been pissed but they did buy me an apology pint) and proud of Canada for the reputation.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

We don’t have to put a patch on our bags, people can tell because we are not loud and obnoxious.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 3 days ago

There are apparently T-shirts which read “don’t shoot, I’m Canadian” in a number of languages (Arabic, Russian and Spanish, I think)

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’ve seen a snowbird with a thin blue line Canadian flag sticker on their truck…. And salt life. Lol.

So… maybe some of those are actually Canadians….

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The evil, slightly manic expression on Kate's face was what gave her away for me.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Hockey, eh?

(Sorry to bring that up.)

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 7 points 2 days ago

where did u get this photo of me

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Mostly accurate, Yes. I do pour Maple syrup on everything. Except the bud export is hard to quanrify, and i have a fleur de lys on my bag.

Édits: damn autocorrect

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

...I'm not sure Quebec counts 🤔

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You sure? I could have sworn that it's pronounced Quebec..

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

KEH . KEH . KEH - Bek.

Not KWUH.. jesus christ!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago

That's so embarrassing! I've always pronounced it with only one KEH rather than all three! What must people have thought!

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[–] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Hardly any maple syrup outside of quebec. One of the few things that keep me here.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Try not to judge us too hard for this. We kicked Kate out for a reason (lighting up a fat joint in an elementary school classroom isn't cool here). She's got the rest right on, though.

Yeah, the teachers always made sure to put out the joints before going back to class at my school. I still say that telling all the students there was a pet skunk in the teachers lounge that we weren't allowed to see was cruel and unnecessary though.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She should have a prosthetic arm to represent Canada's contribution to space(orbit) exploration. /s

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Prosthetic leg. C'mon, it's right there!

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

the real drug

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[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago

One day I will find out if all of this is true.

The part about it not being America is true for now...

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Gotta keep that sweet sweet maple for domestic use.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Don't listen to Kate, she's a marijuana extremist and is wanted for crimes against maple syrup.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

That aboot covers it

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