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[–] Elysia@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

beanis, you can't just stand around in blender

beanis, that's dangerous

BEANIS NOOOOO

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago
[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So I could have a tiny printed beanis on my desk, watching me while I poast?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

... waow I didn't consider that.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

lookin good sweaty

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i would buy a limited edition funko beanis ppb edition to support the site

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When I open blender it's a sqaure and a million buttons but you already whipped up beanis man.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

also as a pro tip if you just hide all the buttons they go away

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

good thing we're all pulling in the same direction

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Someday beanis will have it's own game running on the beanchain funded by beancoin miners and then there will be a beanverse that someone will create in the image of beanis and I will live there forever and ever. It all started here. Burn 3deanis into your eyes because you are watching the most important part in bean history. Beanis went from being 2D to 3D and soon we will truly live the bean for eternity with the rise of beanigure. beanis

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

sounds horrible brb deleting system32

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

pop quiz hotshot how many fingers does a beanis have?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Two, it's like a mitten, four fingers merged into one big fin like finger, and one thumb

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is this beanis with DLSS5 enabled?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

no you have to wait to see uncanny valley sean beanis

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

Seanis Beanis

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Has technology gone too far?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

No! technology hasn't gone too far enough!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

lmao I don't know who these people are but this is rad

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's Drawfee. A fun show where artists do silly drawing challenges. It's a good background noise channel.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

did you know wes watson is basically fucked forever and never coming back out? really brutal domestic abuse situation. massive bail. posted bail. but then had his lil $2.5k bond for nearly killing the man in the gym revoked. With his priors in all likelihood he's never coming out.

teenage boys may start to heal soon stay tuned.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

gommunists aren't people and McDonald's didn't go far enough

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Our little beanis boy is all grown up now

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

beanis is evolving

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

negative I had a good streak going

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

prontable beanis

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Does this mean we might get :3D-beanis-salute: ?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

fuck sake I just pulled in another model I made to check something and it turns out Beanis pretty much has internally consistent human arm dimensions. what are the odds? why does this annoy me?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

I hate to have to do this to you but

GOOD post screm