"Login with your Address"
- Insert address
- Letter is send
- Introduce code from the letter to authenticate
Who will implement this?
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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My government does this actually.
Yes, and banks when you wanna activate online banking. Arguably, then it's just for registering, and logging in then works differently.
Governments and banks love this, but I've even seen it with phone companies with e-sims. I quickly needed a new phone subscription, so I considered an e-sim, because I figured you could activate it by scanning the QR code from the screen. But no, they will mail me a piece of plastic with the QR code on it. So I went with a regular sim instead.
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Ahahah ah. Germany sends its regards.
Probably Italy. All institutions and many households still have a working but unused fax line in Italy (which most photocopiers still support). Many documents can only be transferred either in person or by fax.
We are not savages, we have low cost multi-gigabit optic-fiber household connections available in the majority of cities. Our bureaucracy is just anachronistic.
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OMG Verizon.
I JUST saw this yesterday when resetting my password.
I expect they just mail you a temporary password with 2FA turned off.
I'm currently waiting on two separate authentication codes in the mail so the answer is, it's already implemented quite often.
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Login with your mom lmao
I still can’t find my dad…
Have you tried the "recover my dad" form?
There's the option to login with caution, but what if I want to login with reckless abandon?
Choose any one of the other ones tbh.
Login with your mom 🤣
I'm a big fan of "Login with a potato" lol
I'm digging 'login with caution.' I like to think it's mostly the same generic login page but with 'Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.' and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.
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Log in with 23andme.
To authenticate, you need an actual pin.
Fucking systemd and their dna fields
Yeah DNA sample was what I was gonna suggest
Yes, you did: OpenID.
I remember when I first read about it (late 2000s? not sure when), I thought it was an awesome idea and surely the web of the future would be full of "log in with OpenID" buttons.
Instead it is now full of "log in with Google", "log in with Facebook", "log in with Microsoft" buttons.
It is just a framework. OpenID en OIDC are probably used by those companies to federate user access.
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Login with Calculator: For when you don't remember your PIN but you remember how you came up with it
Creating a pin with the number pad then having to remember it with a normal keyboard... 🫠
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Login with systemd
Only if you’re 18. ;)
What PDF should I use to log in?
yes
It's key-based client authentication. Just open your SSH key's .pub file in Microsoft Publisher, then export to PDF.
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Login with a log in an inn.
Login with my constant back pain level.
(You enter your value on a scale from 1 to 10.)
Login with a dB reader of the sound my knees make under no particular strain.
Verification can?
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Log in with your local Linux account
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Log in as administrator
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Log in via carrier pigeon
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Psychic log in
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Log in using public shared account (that anyone and everyone can log into and use)
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Log in your pets
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Log in via Hallmark greeting card (only available on your birthday or major holidays)
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Log in with blood sacrifice
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Login with sudo
FetLife obviously
Login with Pass A38 (Asterix reference😏)
Unironically, in the EU with digital IDs it might actually be feasible to do a government ID login.
Sometimes I‘m thinking about hosting a lemmy instance that does that bit would not store your info just to fight the tide of astroturfing.
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“Login with Calculator” - No, no, no. Everybody knows that that option is just for the alarm clock.
Login with hunter2
login with meow :3
Form 137? No, you have to go to hall 17b for 137, this is hall 17a, hall 17b is 2 floors up in the other building!
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