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If only there was something communist could do together to get to know one another haha. It's too bad

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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

I feel like half the time when people say they want to socially interact more this is what really happens:

I got one have grown to accept the fact I'm kind of a hermit.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

does it count as goth if im too lazy to do the makeup and just have panda eyes from lack of sleep instead? catgirl-flop

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah sure, goth is moreso about the music anyway

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

no goth is about wearing black and the more black you wear the more romes you can sack

simple

[–] Jackilope@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

Somehow managed to have two perverted goth gf's. Im just funny idk how the fuck I pulled it off.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago

Imagine hating me, I'm just an innocent pinko himbo lifting weights and planting trees and never interacting with another human being

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have fallen to a greater tragedy, I let myself go and think it would be extremely generous and straining credulity to describe myself as buff.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago

You can be a cool dad bod communist instead!

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

Everyone ITT is tripping over deranged perverted goth gfs like there's some sort of pheromone you start producing when you get communist enough and I'm just over here not reading enough theory. blob-no-thoughts

[–] Poutine@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So, I need to become goth? 🤔

No, you need universal healthcare and a salient state project. Stay focused, comrade.

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

But what about the autistic deranged gardening women who want to talk about agroecosystems instead of engage in yucky physical intimacy 🥺

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If I weren't in a relationship with an autistic perverted deranged goth nb, and too traumatized by my parents divorce to get married, this would be me

Edit: They aren't a goth, I lied for internet points :(


[–] Pili@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

I just found my deranged perverted goth girly, you can do it my fellow buff communist men!

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

If only there was something communist could do together to get to know one another haha.

fedposting

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

buff communist man who's okay with me sleeping with every other t girl on the planet i want, where are you??? 😭😭😭😭😭

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

Sharing is caring 😃

[–] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

We're all out here looking for the same lucky guy.

[–] NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yo I’m seeing an autistic goth woman rn why’s this so universal

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lowkey same except I am the autistic one

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I am working out in hopes that my future wife likes muscles but unfortunately for her I like eating too much so I am still fat. Future wife, ACT QUICK I LOSE MOTIVATION AS I CAN'T FIND A WOMAN TO BITE AS I WORK OUT

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

maybe stop trying to bite them catgirl-huh

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

you know that this is not an acceptable solution

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

I feel seen 🤗

I'm so used to 20 comments on this slop on the Internet being worse than reading a passage from the necronomicon. My comrades are so nonchalant heart-sickle

[–] Strayce 15 points 3 days ago

...So you're saying I should post more?

Not that I'm that buff these days.

[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 3 days ago

Waiting for my autistic perverted deranged goth

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

She just like me fr (except I already found my buff communist uwu)

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As if goth girls would like me!

(I'm a mentally ill metalhead.)