I feel like half the time when people say they want to socially interact more this is what really happens:

I got one have grown to accept the fact I'm kind of a hermit.
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I feel like half the time when people say they want to socially interact more this is what really happens:

I got one have grown to accept the fact I'm kind of a hermit.
does it count as goth if im too lazy to do the makeup and just have panda eyes from lack of sleep instead? 
Yeah sure, goth is moreso about the music anyway
no goth is about wearing black and the more black you wear the more romes you can sack
simple
Somehow managed to have two perverted goth gf's. Im just funny idk how the fuck I pulled it off.
Imagine hating me, I'm just an innocent pinko himbo lifting weights and planting trees and never interacting with another human being
I have fallen to a greater tragedy, I let myself go and think it would be extremely generous and straining credulity to describe myself as buff.
You can be a cool dad bod communist instead!
Everyone ITT is tripping over deranged perverted goth gfs like there's some sort of pheromone you start producing when you get communist enough and I'm just over here not reading enough theory. 
So, I need to become goth? 🤔
No, you need universal healthcare and a salient state project. Stay focused, comrade.
But what about the autistic deranged gardening women who want to talk about agroecosystems instead of engage in yucky physical intimacy 🥺
If I weren't in a relationship with an autistic perverted deranged goth nb, and too traumatized by my parents divorce to get married, this would be me
Edit: They aren't a goth, I lied for internet points :(

I just found my deranged perverted goth girly, you can do it my fellow buff communist men!
If only there was something communist could do together to get to know one another haha.

buff communist man who's okay with me sleeping with every other t girl on the planet i want, where are you??? 😭😭😭😭😭
Sharing is caring 😃
We're all out here looking for the same lucky guy.
Yo I’m seeing an autistic goth woman rn why’s this so universal
Lowkey same except I am the autistic one
I am working out in hopes that my future wife likes muscles but unfortunately for her I like eating too much so I am still fat. Future wife, ACT QUICK I LOSE MOTIVATION AS I CAN'T FIND A WOMAN TO BITE AS I WORK OUT
maybe stop trying to bite them 
you know that this is not an acceptable solution
I feel seen 🤗
I'm so used to 20 comments on this slop on the Internet being worse than reading a passage from the necronomicon. My comrades are so nonchalant 
...So you're saying I should post more?
Not that I'm that buff these days.
Waiting for my autistic perverted deranged goth
She just like me fr (except I already found my buff communist uwu)
As if goth girls would like me!
(I'm a mentally ill metalhead.)