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This is the epitome of has-been. This lineup could have been on one of those shows about hasbeens on VH1 in 2005. There should be some kind of new word for someone this far beyond their moment of influence, like hashasbeen or something. A celebrity past their heyday used to become a wacky TV guest maybe 10 years after they were famous, then fade into obscurity. But with these people it's been 40 or 50 years since they were last famous. That's unreal to me
How is Mili Vanilli there? They got laughed out of reality in 1990.
rural county fair level talent
that would've at least been Journey or Cheap Trick
Slipknot are regulars at the Iowa state fair
Don't forget about Foreigner. But for real Journey is too tied up with the court battle between their guitar and keyboard players. The keyboard player's wife is actually like Trump's spiritual adviser.
Refer to; https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fXD-bWzbccs&pp=ygUUUGF0IGZpbm5lcnR5IGpvdXJuZXk%3D
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Blue Oyster Cult would have been 
The county fair circuit is where acts go to when they can't get booked anywhere else but they're not quite ready to die. It's like the farm upstate your parents sent the dog to.
It's pretty obvious, but you Loony Lefties simply wouldn't understand. It's the 250 year celebration, so we booked music from 250 years ago!
Honestly surprised he couldn't get Kanye. Maybe that apology was somewhat sincere
I'd imagine their target demo with this is boomers and gen x'ers, who are not ready to hear the hotness Ye is putting out about the KKK being good.
Kanye would cost more money than all of these has beens put together and then doubled. Kanye is also a has been but a more recent one.
After EVERYTHING Kid Rock has done to ENSURE our National Security I"m APPALED he isn't On Here!
Scheduling conflict, he's going to the closed down bass pro shop turned into a gay gym bathhouse with RFK Jr.
Jeans only pool
C+C Music Factory
Things That Make You Go Boo :kelly:
lol good post
No, we dont want to get funky with you (Ramdaram made a sicc remix tho)
You're going to have to give the District of Columbia two senators if you want to start calling it a state fair.
"Young MC"
*Is clearly 60 years old*
Fitting. Low rent acts to celebrate a shithole country. I usually do a pretty good job of keeping my mouth shut and my ears open but I'll step up to the plate if y'all will let me. Without doxing myself; I can tell you I made my way pretty high up in the entertainment industry; I'm professionally associated with P-Funk and the Grateful Dead and I'm now coming into my own as an internationally renowned Avant Garde Jazz Guitarist for whatever it's worth. All I can say is Amerikkka deserves has been state fare circuit performers. That's the best it can get for the good ol us of a.
MORRIS DAY and the muthafuckin' TIME!
Yeah but how many heavily rusted semi destroyed steel beams from the World Trade Center did it have on display
who are these people? is it an age thing or are these people genuinely so washed? they couldn't even get some well known "controversial" and "cancelled" dipshits?
It's an age thing, the biggest names here are all people my dad listened to in the 80's. When I told him Bret Michaels and Milli Vanilli were playing he soyfaced.
Milli Vanilli got 90s canceled for not actually singing any if their songs and lip syncing live. Vanilla Ice was "controversial" cause he was not only a white rapper in the late 80s early 90s, he was also really awful at it. But yeah, you probably dont know them cause they faded from the spotlight like 30 years ago. Im only aware if em cause of the lip syncing thing with Milli Vanilli being something people made fun of for years after cause we didnt have the internet and memes went on for years and Vanilla Ice cause of the Ninja Turtles movie he was in
The Time is worth a listen if you like prince.
Lol C&C music factory. FIrst cassette tape I ever owned. Things that make you go "Yuck". These guys fell out of favor when the absolute queen Martha ~~Walsh~~ Wash sued their asses into oblivion when they stole her vocal tracks and hired a model to sing over them.
Young MC pushing 60 with a short stick. Nothing wrong with that but when performing for a regime of feckless liars and shameless exaggerators.
And apparently Morris Day became his character from Purple Rain, very cool, should fit in with an administration that wants to throw human rights in the dumpster along with women.
Why is Milli Vanilli one guy? There were two guys back when their careers were ruined when it was discovered they couldn't sing. Famous liars, also fits.
Vanilla Ice, super predictable, another guy whose fame was based on lies.
Quite the lineup
Why is Milli Vanilli one guy?
One of them died in 1998.
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They couldn’t just get a bunch of country artists?
I'm surprised Ted Nugent and Kid Rock aren't at the top of the list. I guess they aren't MAGA anymore, maybe they were already booked for the simultaneous alternative/after party like kid rock did for the super bowl half time show.
sad to see the commodores on here
If it makes you feel any better, Lionel Richie left the band in the late 80s and they haven't released an album since 1993. They're a corpse of a band that simply uses the name, kind of like the current Lynard Skynard.
I remember them playing a Bernie event in 2016, I think they take any gig
You're once, twice, three times a sellout
And I hate you
Gonna form my own Motown act and call it The Amigas
#Motorola68kGang
Noooo Young MC! busta move out of there
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Also - Milli Vanilli? That should just be Milli. Or Vanilli. One of them died.
Milli Vanilli is the name of the duo, their names are/were Fab and Rob
Fuck that, our state fair burns this lineup to the ground.
“The Great American State Fair” and the headliners are two has been rappers no one cares about and a bunch of other people no one’s even heard of.
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