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[–] Lemmyglad@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

New Outlander spinoff: Hoelander.

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

while i was out partying, i studied the blade

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hunter S Thompson before Nixon won the election

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Level 100 warrior in an mmorpg

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A pimp from a Dirty Harry movie

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

"The sensation you're feeling is the Pimpening."

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Don Quixote

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's Captain Jack Peacock

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The haggis enjoyed has logged on

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I am displeashed. There are potatosh in thish!

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not Spanish, I'm Egyptian.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Asmongold launches his "Scientifically proven" Mate Attractor XL line of men's wear

"Yeah, I know we're going to the grocery store. What's wrong with my outfit?"

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 6 points 2 weeks ago

Peacock? No, I’m just having a rest

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

You expect me to believe they named a bird "pee cock?" You're not going to trick me into removing the jacket so easily

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 6 points 2 weeks ago

~~Puss~~ Peacock in Boots

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Do you know how many peacocks you have to kill to look this good?

-carnists probably

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

this is what an alien who is pretending to be egyptian dresses like in order to be hip with the humans

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

A Spanish Peacock!

A special type of guy who is always cool under pressure, and never loses his head

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Indiana Jones and the First Crusade

[–] burner_herzog@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

"The name is Sham. Toucan Sham."

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The level 3 character in an MMO who swears he hasn’t been twinked:

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

kids with wealthy parents when the cashshop has cosmetics

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

least dripped-out red mage

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Feathered biped. Behold, a bird!

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bitch better have my money

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

David Sarnoff circa 1939 (colorized)

[–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] NakedNateRollerSkate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Burt Reynolds look-a-like in a blue cartelia velvet suit.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the style.

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mr Evrart is helping me find my blade.

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

"hooooooLEEEEEEEE I SAT ON MY BALLS OW OUCH OWWWWWWWWW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ok ok be cool be cool AAAAAAAAAAAH GOD FUCK AAAAAAH"

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Suave bird with a peacockny accent