Bisexual - You’re over 35

Pansexual - You’re under 35

Omnisexual - You’ve spent way more time thinking about your sexuality than getting laid

Demisexual - You’re way more queer than you’re ready to admit.

Sapiosexual - You’re a straight guy trying to impress the cute barista by seeming cool and intellectual. You are failing. Or you are a woman on a dating app trying to stop the endless flood of low-effort “sup” introductions. You are also failing.

Edit: Forgot one!

Heteroflexible - Willing to touch someone of the same gender sorta sexually for an audience if you think it means you’ll get a threesome later.

A bisexual is a pansexual who's had enough of kitchen jokes

To be fair, pansexuality is under the umbrella of bisexuality. What makes it more confusing is that there is no rule saying that bisexuals must only be attracted to 2 genders. Nor is there a rule stating that a bisexual must care about the gender of their partner.

Edit: bisexual is a very old term, but it does not strictly refer to only two genders.

I just like the bisexual flag colors better.

i'm east coast bi west coast pan, because what the words mean are different on opposite sides of the US

I learned long ago whether someone told me they were pan or bi, it took absolutely zero effort on my part to accept and agree with them.

Sure you're bi/pan, but are you a unicorn, because my fiancée and I really like your vibe.

Being a lover of cast iron cookware, I identify as pansexual.

The difference is that the pans got the better flag colors.

Wait, wait, wait, pansexual is when you have a love for wide screen photography, right?

My interpretation:

If you're bisexual, it's about presented gender. If you're pansexual, it's about equipment.

Best explanation I've heard yet.

I just thought pansexuals didn't exclude furries.

Pansexuals just over thought it tbh