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I can stop your IBS troubles, just take the loan

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[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Avoiding FODMAPs is a lot like austerity for your butt

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

The International Banking Service was originally founded by Schartz von Peupenfartten and his silent partner Gassius Skidmarx

What if instead of IMF loan it was BMF loan and it was for DSA Karens?

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mom: we have plenty of IBS at home

IBS at home

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ive always thought theres something really fake looking about that hog... the transition between ball to butt is so smooth, it's like a... lack of uncanny valley, ya know

[–] peanutbuttercupola@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess I haven't looked at enough hog taints to be able to tell

See that's the thing it's more like the lack of it, you could say it... t'ain't natural kelly

[–] FuckLucyFest@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

“Liberalize your economy or I will cause you to shit your doo doo ass”

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I'd be sorely tempted

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Do I get more IBS later?

[–] Juice@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

If it were possible to loan IBS and collect interest, I'd be a bank. I'd be Amschel fucking Rothchild

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

What if instead of opening a bank account at the RBS, you did it at the IBS

Oh I thought you meant you'd give me money, but also IBS until I pay it off....

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh I thought you were loaning me your IBS

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Please take mine, no backsies

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Depends, certainly interested but I'll have to see the terms to be sure

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

sounds kind of shitty to me im ngl

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I already have one thank you, I don't need another