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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 5 points 9 hours ago

I find it just fun to eat with them. In the end, it doesn't matter as much how you are delivering food to your feeding hole.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

They are also useful for stirring nonstick pots.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I'm passable with chopsticks, but I can't think of any situation where I'd prefer them over other utensils.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

Almost any pasta. Roasted or boiled veggies. Cheezits or similar, keeps the dust off. Pierogies, most snall dumplings really.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I like them better for ramen, but a fork does about as well.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Do it for the challenge! IV peaked at sub par but it's still funner than a fork

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago

I avoid the chopstick places because I could never master them and I was tired of feeling like an ignorant buffoon. The surprise was, after more than 5 years of avoiding the chopstick places, I still felt like an ignorant buffoon.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 18 hours ago

Because they are fun and feel appropriate when they are used?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I use them everywhere because it annoys my wife, but now I just like them

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

Why I use "chopsticks" is because I am on the go with no silverware and breaking off two sticks and using them to move food into my mouth is the best option.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I've been trying to teach my wife to use them when we go out, but the staff always takes pity on her and brings her The Fork of Shame.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Because I can lift my bowl and just push the rest of the food in my mouth. Instead of moving it around with a fork.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Some fun chopstick facts: most chopsticks in the world (including China) are made in Georgia (the US state, not the country) because of the ready availability of cheap pine. One of the major reasons pine is so prevalent in Georgia (and in the US South in general) is slavery: cotton plantations in the pre-artificial fertilizer era tended to exhaust the soil after a few years, leaving pine trees as the only profitable crop that can be grown on much of the land.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Cotton is a destructive demanding crop. The post industrial era cotton farming has left swaths of land poisoned with arsenic and all sorts of nasties (chicken concentration camps are bad for arsenic too.)

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

(chicken concentration camps are bad for arsenic too.)

This is caused by roxarsone in chicken feed. I think they stopped using it several years ago, but I'd expect that this has caused lasting damage in some places.

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For me, the green part is: Because I used them while cooking and don't want to get anything else dirty.

I'm still adjusting to them for eating (should probably cut/choose my veggies, noodles etc. to rather be long+thin). But for cooking, I do find them quite good.

I can use wooden chopsticks in my non-stick pan. And they're really useful for stirring food, as you can just hold them close together (or use a single stick), when the food is prone to spilling.

I don't yet have the dexterity to always successfully flip foods in my frying pan with chopsticks, but it's not like I have that with other utensils. Whether chopsticks, spatula or fork, it's always a fiddly bugger.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 9 hours ago

I don’t yet have the dexterity to always successfully flip foods in my frying pan with chopsticks

I've had the most success using tongs with flat ends. Dexterity aside, the small grip surface of a chopstick could damage the item being flipped.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Honestly for a lot of foods they're really not a bad choice. They're excellent for eating flavored chips when you dont want powder on your fingers, also grabbing things from jars

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

Teaching my Cheetos loving children how to use chopsticks has saved all my gaming controllers.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 32 points 1 day ago

Chop sticks and Cheetos are a classic combo!

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[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I live in Hawaiʻi. We use chopsticks all the time. Itʻs just... what you do.

Whenever we get takeout and they give us forks instead of chopsticks, my wife and I refer to it as "getting haloeʻd" (for those who donʻt know, "haole" is a Hawaiian term for foreigner that tends be used exclusively for Caucasian people). Thereʻs a general assumption that most whites donʻt know how to use chopsticks. Related, I was once at a Japanese funeral, eating poke and sashimi with chopsticks, and this sweet lady comes up to me and says "you use those so well!" It felt like the white-person version of "youʻre so well-spoken!"

[–] natecox@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago

I feel insulted when I go for pho and get offered a fork.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I stopped for dinner once at a Chinese restaurant in Mississippi run by people actually from China. I (white guy) used chopsticks and our server just stared at me wide-eyed for most of the meal. She said I was the first white person she had ever seen using them, and she'd been working there for years. That is Mississippi for you.

I didn't have the heart to tell her I'd learned to use them eating at Japanese restaurants.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Soup - drink from bowl and use chopsticks if it has bits

Big soupy thing (ramen, pho, that sort) - spoon and chopsticks

Rice with grains that don't stick together much - spoon

Things like ice cream (dish), applesauce, that sort of consistency: spoon

Food from countries/places that don't cut things down to bite size: knife + fork (sometimes replaced by chopsticks when cutting is done)

Most other non-liquids: chopsticks or no utensil depending upon the case.

~ Person in Japan for over a decade

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand chinese restaurants that will cut broccoli and the like into unmanageable pieces, too big for a bite. Idk if it's cultural or a scheme of the all you can eat buffets to lessen the ability to shovel food into your mouth so quickly. Didn't work on me, all you can eat buffets are a mission for me to make them lose money.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 2 points 17 hours ago

I can't speak to Chinese Chinese, but a lot of east Asia cuts things into pieces one can pick up with chopsticks and eat in one bite. I haven't been to a US Chinese buffet in years, but I don't recall overly-large pieces the last time I went. Where I grew up (rural Ohio) not many people used chopsticks I til fairly recently, so maybe I'm forgetting my younger days or perhaps something else is going on.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

3rd reason: because it's fun.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Chopsticks are the best utensils for eating chips(crisps in England). I love eating chips but i also love being on my computer. Why get chipdust everywhere when you can be clean?

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