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An incredible poster. One of the best to ever do it

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 116 points 2 years ago (2 children)

we are being opressed and dehumanised

my opponents are literally drug-addled undead nightmares whose brains have stopped functioning and are definitionally subhuman

[–] Red_Eclipse@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago

I noticed that too wonder-who-thats-for

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[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Wonder if she'll denounce some actual antisemitism outside the screening:

https://nitter.net/countalephout/status/1722492406694838625?s=46&t=PpqxFDdysDnRmTvCFDlNrQ

"Arab! She’s Arab!”: pro-Israeli demonstrators mace a pro-Palestinian Jewish woman, accuse her of being Arab and sexually harass her in front of the museum of tolerance.

Prior to this vid, this woman was driving by when a Zionist smashed his flags + flag pole onto her car’s hood. The flags blocked her windshield, so she hit the breaks. Her (also Jewish) bf got out of the car. A bunch of Zionists jumped him and then pepper sprayed him & the woman.

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

attacking someone at the museum of tolerance because you're intolerant of them

This is literally a South Park bit, except instead of Palestinians it was smokers.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 76 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You think this is funny? Being ratio'd when you show your ass is actually extremely antisemitic.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Jews are tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 73 points 2 years ago (3 children)

you must never go mad

person who has gone mad

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we all fart down hear, georgie

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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

when has eve fartlow not been mad?

[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

Kinda like with Trump, it does give me a small sliver of joy to know that they both spend every waking minute of their lives being completely miserable and unhappy.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

She's been mad

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago

They were like Zombies on Fentanyl, just ready to eat Jews.

Tbh I hope more people start capitalizing their dogwhistles. Really helps them stand out

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine crying about being ratio'd then admitting you have no friends lmao what a fucking loser

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I scrolled through her instagram for a minute: past all the Israeli propaganda, she had like 30 selfies that were almost all pics of her alone (in her house or on walks and shit). She had 4 photos with other people: 3 were "throwback photos" from over a decade ago, and 1 was with her personal trainer.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

I'd almost feel sad for her if she wasn't such an awful fucking person.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can only imagine a zombie on fent would be really slow

Not exactly a threatening image she's painting there

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a dog whistle for black people anyway, Shartlow is a racist.

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[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Consistently the funniest thing about the drug war scaremongering - none of these motherfuckers actually know what fentanyl is! It’s simultaneously an upper, downer, hallucinogenic, deadly toxin rage serum.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

Another case of Pre traumatic stress disorder.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago

literally blocked everyone from responding

still crying about ratio somehow?

antisemitic fent zombies is a new one, I'll give her that

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

what a piece of shit.

more like eve shartlow

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

all palestinian violence against israel is self-defense.

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This lady really needs to log off. jesus-christ

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Please don't

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

god damn, the ridiculous zionist nonsense wasn't enough so she had to toss in some drug war propaganda with it

[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This all really supports my theory that Eve is just a massive narcissist, it really does explain a lot of her behavior (especially that last tweet).

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

When they go high, we fart low

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A friend didn't contact you because you have no friends, Fartlow.

[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (4 children)

barely a friend

So anyone who did try to check up on her, not because shes in any danger but because shes clearly unhinged, wasn't good enough for her. What an absolute mess of a human

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The specific person she wanted attention from didn't give her attention, someone else did and that got her even more upset.

Yeah, it has a coworker wine drunk and vague-posting on facebook kinda vibe, doesn't it

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

"I'm mad, please put in the newspaper that I got mad"

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

there is no fartitude in Hollywood

kelly

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

“Zombies on Fentanyl” — new grindcore band-name just dropped

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

God Forbid

Please god don't forbid

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

"but actually this is about meeeee"

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The flatulent man farts before god

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

On Hexbear... her name starts with an F.

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

When they fart high

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[–] FodlegBob@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

call dibs on the band name

[–] KatraCommunist@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I have never heard of this woman before this conflict

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

they were gonna go but nobody wants to sit in an enclosed space and be gassed out by someone called fartlow

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