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I’m at my uncle’s house for family thanksgiving and this is on his nightstand 
I got clowned on on a post about libraries saying amerikans only read shit like netanyahu’s memoir.
I was called too pessimistic and yet here I am proven correct by the long arc of history
This reminds me of when I walked into my ex gfs parent's house and they had a cop American flag magnet and I threw it in the trash when no one was looking...just saying it works
this is praxis
the other one is a churchill biography 
Throw it away if you can get away with it would be fucking hilarious
Celebrating my settler-colonial holiday with my family and keeping my settler colonial biography on my nightstand 
You could y'know just bump that into the trash can where it belongs.
What do you mean I can't subtitle my book "My Struggle?!" Taken? By who? This is bullshit!
Dealing with reactionary relatives isn't easy
Wish I had some advice or something
You will need:
1 glue stick Exacto knife 1 copy of the collected works of Edward Said
Was out last night for dinner with family. Some chud in a big truck, least Jewish looking person I have ever seen in my life (picture every rants-into-phone-inside-truck baseball-cap-wearing goatee-toting cracker) drove through city center multiple times flying a HUGE Israeli flag protruding through the sunroof. Truly incongruous.
sounds like the sf bay area lately
Guess you found the toilet paper!
Those the tissues he uses after jacking off, you think?
If they aren't , check the book 
Rip out pages throughout the book, like a few pages in all. Nothing ruins a book like a few ripped out pages scattered about.
Unless ur uncle doesn't actually read it and uses it as set dressing, which then, I'm sorry.
Would suggest using a utility knife to slice the pages out near the spine.
That’s some weird-ass novelty toilet paper
Wait doesnt normal paper clog the pipes?
No good. Pages are already covered with shit.
So when you have that inevitable Palestine vs Israel convo you legit have the "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what you jerk off to" card.
This is the worst combination of books imaginable.
as always, i am recommending arson
Go to the gas station and take it with you. Deposit into gas station trash can. Fill up gas tank if needed.
Why are you in his room? Also steal it.
Perfect for drying spices
Why'd you go in his bedroom?
had to go to the bathroom, it's attached
Makes sense. Sorry you had to see that
The only bathroom? Dang, bad design. Waking someone up cause you gotta take a dump and then they gotta fall asleep next to your turd stink.
Why'd you go in his bedroom?
this is just speculation but I've been in a lot of houses where the bathroom is attached to someone's bedroom, or you need to pass through someone's bedroom to get to another room, etc.
Yeah, that makes sense
run habibi
why is the toilet paper in the nightstand?
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