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[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 102 points 10 months ago

Referring to people as "tankies"

Openly cheerleading a military intervention and while directly acknowledging that the US's stated goal of spreading democracy abroad is actually just a form of punishing politically opposed governments

Someone tell me what's going on here. Is it possible to go beyond lack of self-awareness into negative self-awareness?

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago

I'm writing a star trek parody with tankies called star tenk where the proton torpedoes are powered by releasing self-awareness and anti-self-awareness particles to blow up NATO imperialists.

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[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 92 points 10 months ago

Liberals also said Hamas was going to be obliterated in less than a week. Who even is this guy?

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 70 points 10 months ago

He's a NAFO weeb who runs in the same circles as Laser Pig. Basically the type of life form protozoa look down on.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 89 points 10 months ago

The US has never found a solution to the "what if we murder hundreds of thousands or even millions of civillians but they don't surrender and keep fighting us?" Problem.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 71 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

As predicted we really arrived at the point where "tankie" means just anyone who won't bootlick US while emitting loud slurping sounds all over the internet.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 68 points 10 months ago
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[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 60 points 10 months ago

TikTok > YouTube

It has less right-wing content creators, it pisses off Congress, and it's more "flat" in terms of who can strike it big there, which generally means all sorts of people can get platformed (whereas YouTube leans towards rich white men striking it big there).

[-] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

TicTok is great, but there are some creators on YouTube and some long form content, that is simply never going to work on TikTok.

I see YouTube as being a bit like Reddit, useful but it requires a lot of curating to make sure your feed is not full of absolute garbage. And unfortunately unlike Reddit, it's not easily replaceable.

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[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

My theory is that everybody thinks the platform they use is the best and most aligned with their politics because they've trained the algorithm to feed them the content they like.

YouTube hasn't shown me anything remotely right wing in ages, but every time I try tiktok I have to thumbs down 10 different channels that repost Joe Rogan and Elon musk clips.

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago

Ukraine and Palestine flags, pro-US intervention. This person has rocks for brains.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 10 months ago

"I support Palestinians, I just wish they would stop being so violent towards Israel."

[-] 4zi@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago

You could sneeze on the American navy and it would collapse, from the extremely aged and decrepit ships to the intensely overworked sailors

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago

Remember when they fired that commander for actually giving a shit about his crew during one of the early COVID waves? Pinnacle of strategic thinking is turning your navy into coffin ships.

[-] edge@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

Remember when they lost a war game against Iran so they called time out and just changed the rules to make themselves win?

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

There were some legitimate problems with the millennium challenge but it's still funny how it made them look bad and bootlickers get mad if you talk about it

[-] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

IIRC the marine general who played as Iran was basically trying to find every rules exploit he could think of because nobody would listen to him when he pointed out that the game was broken, but there is a pretty big overlap between the tactics he employed and what successful US resistances have used.

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

He was doing stuff like using simulated motorcycles to deliver messages by courier to get around the information blockade, and risky mass attacks to overwhelm individual ships.

This was deemed unrealistic, because... I dunno, Americas enemies would never be desperate enough to use unconventional tactics? There was a legitimate complaint in him being able to negate some of the systems by having inside knowledge of their workings, but at the same time you should probably be prepared for your enemies to have some sort of intelligence on you and your tactics.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Yeah its been ages since I looked up the details but that does sound super familiar to what I kinda remember. And of course being the closest to the old school nobility officer corps the navy brass was pissed off about it when it happened.

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[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

It was also before the invention of hypersonic missiles, so the outcome would be even worse now. I don’t think Iran has them, but I wouldn’t doubt China or Russia would provide them.

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

IIRC, the rules they changed were that motorcycle messengers could instantly teleport across the map without being intercepted, and that the fleet of missile motorboats he was using to attack the US navy couldn't actually mount the weapons they were previously allowed to, because the missiles alone were heavier than their actual maximum weight even without an attached launching system.

Supposedly, a computer error also teleported the US fleet directly into motorboat range.

It doesn't really seem like losing a game against Iran rather than the game being extremely flawed.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

Which is its own kind of pathetic. Imagine running a simulation and you've not covered basic things like "causality" and "maximum parameter value means you can't go above that number".

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

I've noted 40k has a rules commentary that has statements like that, and I know some gamer somewhere has had that conversation.

I know I've seen "it doesn't say anywhere that a model removed from play can't act" in the wild, which I feel like is pushing the limits of semantic readability of game rules.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

I know I've seen "it doesn't say anywhere that a model removed from play can't act" in the wild,

Amazing

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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

America's finest strategies being honed on the glitchiest pre-Alpha early access game imaginable.

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Skill issue

[-] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago

ITT we learn the real tankies were the neocons we met along the way (to invading Kabul and Baghdad)

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

So the Trots were the true tankies thonk

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

The whole "exporting the revolution" thing is basically proto-tankieism.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

Fuckin Trots, man

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 42 points 10 months ago
[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 46 points 10 months ago

If the houthis manage to sink billions of dollars of aircraf carrier, the only logical conclusion would be that Allah is, in fact, ackbar.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

"Democracy"

Oh, is it not real democracy or something?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

common "are we the baddies" moment

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[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

I just can't find any good ones on YouTube.

I by "good" I mean just decent at least. That's all I ask for.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Atun Shei is good. Knowing Better is a lib and a US vet but has generally good takes for who he is.

Mostly I agree though.

[-] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

Knowing better is a zionist

He's a fucking racist genocide apologist who defended Columbus by Google translating his letter to the Crown and then still not getting what was said.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

Knowing Better

Isn't he the lib who recently equated opposing Israel to anti-semitism?

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

Really? That sucks. Time to go publicly rip him a new orifice

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Aw man that sucks

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

There aren't many influencers I like on YouTube, but I'm already finding TikTokers (at least since I started using it "for serious") that I just find useful and that even give good info or interesting viewpoints.

Plus, YouTube... I mean, every YouTuber makes super-long videos... What happened to at least occasionally making short-videos? Hell, just give me a good 5 or 10 or 15-minute one, maybe 20 minutes at best from time to time.

Can't switch from one video to the next seemlessly; every one of 'em is a committment, to one degree or another...

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Everyone is min-maxing the algorithm (or their imagined version of it). Runtime, thumbnails, titles, everything is created for the algorithm instead of the viewer.

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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Decent history tubers:

Ancient Americas

Historia Civilis

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