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My son was so based that he annoyed restaurant staff who were just trying to do their job
But it's one of those hoity-toity sushi places where they don't even give you seasoning to drown out the flavor the chefs want you to taste!
That’s the part that really gets me, he’s looking down on the sushi restaurant for being too uppity yet eats there anyway. They want to eat their cake and have it too in that they want the cultural and economic elite signifier of the upscale restaurant but also except to give them the “any treat I desire” slop experience.
My brief experience working at a restaurant taught me that some people are incapable of grasping that not every business is run by spineless cretins who will cater to your every whim in hopes of getting your dollar
Sometimes, they're run by angry Italian guys who will threaten to kill you for saying their pizza was bad
I really enjoy when clients threaten to terminate a contract thinking we'll fall over to do whatever stupid thing they want. I've even had one tell me to stop explaining how they can submit a cancellation to inform me that when somebody threatens to cancel I'm supposed to try to keep their business. No sir, if you'd like to cancel we're not interested in holding you hostage and don't let the door hit your annoying ass on the way out.
Some clients don't understand that catering to their every whim takes more time and effort than the contract is actually worth, and the business is actually losing money having to deal with their non-stop bullshit.
50/50 chance of being pure food poisoning nastiness or the best damn pizza you'll ever eat when you find a place like that.
I think a lot of the cultural “vibe” of what’s considered ‘woke’, the rich are at a crossroads on the fact they like the culture produced by people they look down on, but they also don’t feel as special if someone like your ol’ pal DragonBallZinn from Ohio likes it too. So they put a lot of whining that such things do not become the working class and are too fancy and woke for them. Don’t ask why we engage in it, we’re uhhh….keeping tabs on the enemy.
Whether I like it or not, I’m a redneck and the one redneck quality I’m proud of is doing things that piss off snobs like Muskrat.
BUT I NEED MY GREEN HORSE RADISH PASTE AND SALTSAUCE
DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BEAN HERESY
FINE JOYSAUCE THEN
this but unironically, punch me in the fucking sinuses fam
Gotta love how even for the one non white country chuds pretend to like they still can't help but be culturally insensitive racist dipshits about the food
"If it isn't burger I cannot eat it"
But if you bring up the fact that the average Yankee has a palette that runs every color from beige to tan, they get very offended
Excuse me, I put ketchup on my burger, even though my doctor's agree that I should cut back on the spicy foodYou're a billionaire! You chose to go there!
It's the food equivalent of the gooner edits of female video game characters.