Saxon is 20.
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2026
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Born 1 January 2006 apparently
Wtf, i expected him to be like 5
he's so stunted dude its based look how he seeks my attention like a nanny-raised rich toddler
:yea: Bleak shit.
My son is named Anglo Saxon and he tells the waiters at the sushi resturant he wants "cream of some young guy", I'm so proud of him 
My son, Saxon, has sensory issues and only likes to eat a few things. Rather than accommodate him, I treat him as a form of personal entertainment and take him to restaurants he can't eat at.
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My son was so based that he annoyed restaurant staff who were just trying to do their job
But it's one of those hoity-toity sushi places where they don't even give you seasoning to drown out the flavor the chefs want you to taste! 
That’s the part that really gets me, he’s looking down on the sushi restaurant for being too uppity yet eats there anyway. They want to eat their cake and have it too in that they want the cultural and economic elite signifier of the upscale restaurant but also except to give them the “any treat I desire” slop experience.
My brief experience working at a restaurant taught me that some people are incapable of grasping that not every business is run by spineless cretins who will cater to your every whim in hopes of getting your dollar
Sometimes, they're run by angry Italian guys who will threaten to kill you for saying their pizza was bad
I really enjoy when clients threaten to terminate a contract thinking we'll fall over to do whatever stupid thing they want. I've even had one tell me to stop explaining how they can submit a cancellation to inform me that when somebody threatens to cancel I'm supposed to try to keep their business. No sir, if you'd like to cancel we're not interested in holding you hostage and don't let the door hit your annoying ass on the way out.
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Gotta love how even for the one non white country chuds pretend to like they still can't help but be culturally insensitive racist dipshits about the food
"If it isn't burger I cannot eat it"
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Naming your kid Saxon then raising him to be a treatler is child abuse.
It really is amazing how incredibly unfunny this man is.
Just so you all know, Saxon is 20
I genuinely assumed he was between 5 and 8, which might make the story somewhat more interesting i guess... but of course not, jesus christ, he really is 20...
Wow so based making food service workers feel uncomfortable
Yeah I think kids get a pass on not understanding this, but I can only assume Elon looked at the server after this and expected them to acquiesce, instead of, you know, parenting.
Also a kid ordering something weird at a restaurant is a low tier example of 'kids say the darndest' things and is in no way 'based'.
The kid he’s talking about is 20, though
My son, Norseman, is so smart. We went to McDonalds and he ordered Masala Dosa. The line was delayed 20min as the staff argued they don't serve that there.
Me before reading the name: "damn this guy is a fucking loser"
Me after seeing it's musk: "well I wasn't wrong"
My current favorite adult son Saxon is so based. Ever since I wrote the latest draft on my will when we eat together he will always order weird and specific food for himself and will not even touch the food I eat, even though it all tastes of almonds all of a sudden. Based and hilarious!
Based
You’re fucking 56 you overgrown quirk chungus. What are you? Republican Hilldawg? Pokemon GO fuck yourself.
Once again, my point for chan culture being republican rock n’ roll stands firm.
Taking my son, Anglo, to an ice cream truck and he ordered a beef wellington. Epic win!
Yes sir, my son is so cool, he orders the whitest beverage known to humankind
My white ass ordered a glass of milk with my meal at a Denny's once, and the hijabi waitress... didn't bat an eye?... because I wasn't doing some kind of weird racial vice signaling? It's not clear that these folks know you can just act normal and may have lost that capacity.
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My son, Grabonzo is such a bean that he would order soybeanis milk and bigbeanbatty when we went to dinner in a beanis bbq.
Is this goddamn clown man still on the whole "milk = white supremacy" thing
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He's raising his children to be just like him: Unable to make friends.
daddy's little organ bank
been struggling to find an appropriate way to joke about "Elon hanging out with a guy who never had a dad."
But actually I think Elon must have hand raised this specimen.
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I was gonna say what restaurants are you going to where no child has ever ordered milk but Elon Musk probably has access to nicer restaurants than I do, I dunno. What makes that based though? Even through an Elon logic filter it doesn’t make sense
Saxon is 20.
Oh God fucking damn it. I thought you were being hilarious because it would make the precocious things that this obviously 9-year old child is saying sounds terminally insufferable. Fuck me with a garden hose I hate it here.
From "idk this might be kinda cute" to "he deserves to stand alongside his father, against the wall" in 3 words.
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I assume Saxon is approximately 24 years old.
I was doing a joke it sounds like he's gushing about the antics of a six year old what the fuck I'm so mad.
Saxon is 20, is there evidence this wasn't recent?
Based on a quick search, it seems the milk consumption as white supremacist dog whistle trend started in the late 2010’s. Now, given the saucelessness of Elon I’m sure he didn’t pick up on this and start impressing it upon his son until later, so my assumption would be this happened sometime in the last four years.
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The most pathetic man on the planet.
“My child doesn’t understand the adult rules” yeah dude that’s what makes them children lmao what a dumb fuck I hope his balls get cancer
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