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[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 124 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
  • Sometimes you can win a fight by not fighting, as fighting is actually really expensive and risky

  • Maybe consider feeding your army. That can be important both in times of war and peace.

  • Please do not lead a frontal charge uphill into a fortified enemy position. I can't believe I have to explain this to you fucking newbs, but it keeps happening so here we are.

  • Have you tried being sneaky?

  • Read history. Sometimes someone has done a thing before you and you can just copy their homework. Sometimes you can see someone else copying homework and use that to your advantage. Sometimes its just good to know about things other than what you, personally, have seen and done.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sort of reminds me of the story of Boudicca, who famously led the Britons against the Romans and slightly less famously kinda ate shit

I believe they lost the first major engagement to the Romans, as in the first one that wasn't like cleaning up a town garrison.

They chased a much smaller roman force around for a while, until the Romans basically nestled themselves up against a swamp and some thick trees so they couldnt really be flanked.

The Britons all ran in headfirst into heavy infantry and hit a crowd crush so hard they couldn't use their short spears, axes, long swords etc, while the Romans just chewed them up with their little swords. There was no ability to flank, they just threw light infantry right up into heavy, in a big funnel. Then when they started to run away they realized they had walled themselves in with their wagon train. The Romans then crushed them against that. They mostly all died and the Romans ruled Britain for a long time after.

Basically this legendary general and leader of the united tribes of Britain could have been consulted by any 15 year old who played some Rome Total War. Just a comically unforced error.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Looks like they've learned a lot from Cannae....

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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

Sounds like Sun Tzu predicted the existence of the Biden Admin and American politics in general.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

Nepo shitheads existed in Ancient China just as much as in contemporary America.

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 117 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's really good though but you have to be able to take the specific cases Sun Tzu is talking about and apply them to conflict more generally. Like the "look for different kinds of dust clouds to figure out what your enemy is doing" bit doesn't apply much today, but you can look for tell tale signals that offer insight on the actions of your enemies. Are the pigs on foot or in cars? What kinds of weapons are they carrying? Are they in regular uniforms or riot gear. It sounds obvious, but most people have the same understanding of conflict as those ancient noble failsons

Y'all massively overestimate how much the average person understands about conflict and struggle. Sun Tzu has an important place and doesn't deserve all this scoffing.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 82 points 10 months ago

I have read Sun Tzu and my takeaway is that he wanted to wipe away overconfidence, or the idea that conflict is decided simply by who wants to win more. It's a repeated message of "no, conflict is a risk you're taking and you have to think about it." The entire book is him constantly saying that fighting a war is difficult, you need to take literally every advantage you can get, and you should only fight if you have to or if you vastly outnumber your opponent. Also, run away when you have to and do boring logistics stuff like make sure the horses have water and everyone's getting paid. That's my impression for why business guys like it so much, because their gut instinct is that they're the hottest shit on Earth and don't need to think about how to do anything. They look at Sun Tzu's advice, which is often just "think about doing things before you do it, because you could fail and that would suck" and to them it's a massive revelation because they've never once considered a negative outcome was possible.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

I can't really speak to the cult of business self help, I just find the Art of War a useful manual.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

do boring logistics stuff like make sure the horses have water and everyone's getting paid.

Once I joined a march in the middle of July. Somewhere between 80-100 degrees, in the sun, miles of marching. I had a big water bladder and snacks and first aid and shit, because I read Sun Tzu and Sun Tzu says you need to pay attention to water. All the libs I was marching with? Totally unprepared for a long march in the July sun. A couple of miles in we had to stop at a gas station and absolutely clean it out of water, like we were all emptying our wallets to buy as much water as they had for people. At that point a call was made to turn around before people started collapsing. Shameful, total logistical failure. Adequate water is the most basic thing, and the libs didn't even consider it.

Next march I went to, I brought a wagon with like 20 gallons of water, plus a big bag of WHO oral rehydration mixture for people to add to their water if they wanted. Folks emptied me out before we'd gone two miles.

Sun Tzu is important!

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 66 points 10 months ago

If Sun Tzu was such goofy common sense the FBI would not have infiltrated all these orgs or catch hackers with poor opsec. It’s only obvious because I’m reading it while taking a shit in an air conditioned bathroom. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 64 points 10 months ago

Y'all massively overestimate how much the average person understands about conflict and struggle. Sun Tzu has an important place and doesn't deserve all this scoffing.

People think they're too good for The Art of War and then go on to do shit that The Art of War specifically tells you not to do. And people in general need to read up on how to wage war, whether it's guerilla warfare or counterinsurgency or even just conventional warfare. Like, how can you shout "no war the but class war" without a general understanding of what war actually means? How can you even entertain fantasies of waging revolutionary warfare without even reading a single book on how to wage war?

[-] psivchaz@reddthat.com 63 points 10 months ago

It's also really easy to look at the advice and consider it obvious when you're sitting at home reading it with plenty of time on your hands. It's less obvious when you're in a stressful real world situation.

The stuff that soldiers get taught in basic training also feels really obvious. "Stay physically fit. Be aware of your surroundings. Only point guns at what you want to kill. Follow orders quickly." None of this should feel surprising to anyone with the most basic knowledge of what a soldier does, but drilling it in until it's what you do automatically in the moment is important.

[-] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

Dang, good point, never thought of the armchair stress-free aspect before.

obama-medal

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[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's important, because in stressful situations, most do not rise to the occasion, but rather fall back on their training. So drilling in the basics during training plays a very important role. It also applies to competitive sports as well.

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[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Clausewitz' On War often frustrates me with how dense and wordy it is, but if nothing else, I think it's made him considerably less likely to be coopted by dipshits than poor Sun Tzu.

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[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 103 points 10 months ago

The Prince is basically the same. It's basically just "please just fuck with other nobles, and when you lock them up and steal their shit go and give it to the public or something, and don't fuck with the common people" and "it's ok that you're a huge dumbass, just please hire someone who's not and then let them do all the real work while you go camping and play soldier in the woods, also pack a lunch."

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 69 points 10 months ago

Machiavelli gets such a bad rap as an evil man, and I really think it's just people who don't understand politics balking at how cruel and nasty politics is.

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 78 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My own theory is that it's because Machiavelli himself was a radical republican who was necessarily opposed to what the ruling class thought was polite, and The Prince is basically a blunt treatise on ruling class politicking and strategy without all the pretty lies about nobility or w/e that none of them ever really followed but liked to pretend they did. Not to mention it encourages things that are outright dangerous to an aristocratic system, like emphasizing that noble-on-noble conflict should be brutal and taken all the way to completion instead of treated with decorum and mercy.

Then liberals followed suit after liberalism subsumed the old aristocratic order into itself, so Machiavelli is the bad evil scheme man instead of the for-his-time-radical liberal who disrespected the old aristocratic system's norms.

Like I feel that the modern equivalent of The Prince would be if a communist agreed to write a guidebook for the Waltons in exchange for being allowed to return home to the Walmart corpo-fief, and it said they should be resolving their conflict with the Kingdom of the Mouse with PMCs and assassinations instead of the Corporate Court, and they shouldn't stop till all the Mouse's shareholders are dead, then they should give all of Disney's capital to the citizenry to buy their loyalty. Liberals would fucking hate that because it's so uncivil and gives the lie to their idea of a peaceful rules-based order.

[-] machiabelly@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

love your fanfic, id totally read it stalin-approval

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago

I did write a thematically similar short story framed as a news bot interviewing two brothers on opposite sides of a permanent trench war between the remnants of Florida and the Disney corpo-state.

[-] machiabelly@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

you really put the rad in comrade cat-trans

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

like emphasizing that noble-on-noble conflict should be brutal and taken all the way to completion instead of treated with decorum and mercy.

He would’ve loved WWI

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

Lenin's reaction to WWI was basically "I can't believe they are giving us this gift".

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[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

Let's be fair, Machiavelli was a total edgelord about in some aspects of the text.

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[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago

Also, "if you build your army mostly from hired mercenaries, don't be surprised when your enemy hires them out from under you".

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

“Do not ride inside a helicopter” -Machiavelli

[-] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Brace Belden truly is the modern Machiavelli

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 83 points 10 months ago

All warfare is based on deception

This book is very popular in the business community

doomer and people wonder why things are so shit.

[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 73 points 10 months ago

The main reason econ and poli sci majors are so obsessed with Sun Tzu and especially Macchiavelli is that the actual good sources on realpolitik are Mao and Lenin and that's considered too dangerous for them, so they get the safe stuff, the utterly nihilistic and immoral Borghia bootlicker and the "archers are kinda good for killing at a distance" drivel instead of having State and Revolution on their reading list.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 56 points 10 months ago

You cannot stand here slandering my boy Sun Tzu like this. The Art of War is good and explains core concepts around engaging in and managing conflict. It lays out the basics so you have a foundation to build off of. It might seem obvious to you, but most people have absolutely no idea when or why to fight and Sun Tzu explains it.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 10 months ago

For examples, just look at your average armchair general who got their experience from video games! This stuff does not come naturally to people.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah people gotta remember Sun Tzu in the BCs when dudes were fighting with swords and spears and arrows lol. It’s one of the first texts on military strategy - or conflict management if you wanna be that guy.

It’s like criticizing someone for writing that lifting heavy objects strategically give you muscles during a period where Jesus was his neighbor.

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The funniest one I've seen has to be that one book, what is it "48 Laws of Power" or something? That's just packed with translated old Arabic poetry and ends by praising Mao and calling people who think they can learn leadership from a book dumbasses. IIRC the forward is something like "so yeah this book is mostly based on the bullshit that I've seen the worst people I've ever known do, plus some literature I think is cool," too.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Mike Tyson read Mao in prison and it changed his life so much that he got a tattoo of him lol. Too bad he’s a piece of shit otherwise it’d be funny to point this out.

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Try and stand somewhere where the sun is in their eyes, instead of in your eyes

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[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The whole "appear strong when you are weak, and weak when you are strong" nonsense is so easy to spot when people and companies apply it. Everyone can tell when someone is fronting and faking confidence, or faking being humble, nobody is fooled.

Other stuff from The Art of War is more useful though.

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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

"You'll do better if you know the capabilities of your army and the enemy's army before a fight."

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

It sounds simple, but look at Fascism. Their ideological framing of the enemy as both everywhere and all powerful, but also week and feeble, makes them incapable of assessing what's really happening.

Or that bit where it says - If you're surrounded, with no way out, you must fight? The liberals are begging anyone to save them from having to fight. They're up against a wall with no where to go except through the enemy, and they're preying to a senile, evil old man to save them.

It all sounds simple on the page, but then you look at how people actually behave.

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[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

'How to Not Be a Dumbass: A Guide for Fail Sons' by Sun Tsu

Audio book narrated by Kurtwood Smith

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

The ancient version of "PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies."

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

cri : how do I get into silver rank?

theory-gary : throw games until you fall out of gold

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[-] ValpoYAFF@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Many modern translations of the Art of War are misappropriated and forcefully applied to business or politics.

Sun Tzu was a Taoist, who believed in simplicity, spontaneity, equilibrium, and so forth. He believed in flowing effortlessly like water finding is level and weathering a stronger enemy.

His writing exemplified a philosophy and a spirit of living as he applied them to war.

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[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

i mean that comprises the whole genre, really, even the modern military manuals are for idiot boots & their nepo officers

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[-] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

It took me almost 20 years to understand that he was explaining why it was called a tzu, or zoo.

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