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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 156 points 3 months ago

So today I drove five hours to see the eclipse, had a tire blow out, didn't see the eclipse because of thick clouds, and got stuck in traffic for hours on the way back. (I'm still not home.) But at least I haven't been shot by maniac, yet.

[-] Lag@lemmy.world 102 points 3 months ago

Any updates? It's been 8 minutes, you're starting to worry me.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 103 points 3 months ago

RIP ArbitraryValue. Do you guys remember how excited he was about the eclipse there at the end? It's all he could talk about. That's what I'll remember most.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 77 points 3 months ago

I'll miss him too, the eclipse lovin bastard.

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 39 points 3 months ago

If only we could have done something.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 17 points 3 months ago

You didn't? I upvoted his last comment.

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[-] Cap@kbin.social 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I remember when he blew a maniac in traffic who shot a thick cloud on his back for hours that he didn't get to see because of the eclipse. He never made it home because he was too tired.

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[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

You didn't shoot anyone either tho, did you?

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

It's been two hours. They for sure murdered someone.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

It's been 6 hours I'm getting worried

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[-] tal@lemmy.today 95 points 3 months ago

God told her to because of the eclipse

When the Creator tells you to do something like that, you want to get it in writing just in case the judge has a different theological take on the matter.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 37 points 3 months ago

Is it legally admissible if its on some gold plates that only I can read?

[-] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 months ago
[-] vinylshrapnel@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 3 months ago

To be fair that happened in New York.

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[-] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

After these things God tested Abraham and said to him, “Abraham!” And he said, “Here I am.” He said, “Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains of which I shall tell you.”
--Genesis 22:1-2

Ya, Yahweh is a bit of a dick.

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[-] SteveKLord@slrpnk.net 91 points 3 months ago

If you liked "Florida Man", you're gonna love "Florida Woman"

[-] solrize@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

It's not the Sunshine State when there's an eclipse going on. Doh!

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[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 10 points 3 months ago

We put the Wo in Man!

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[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 87 points 3 months ago

Thank God we have laws to keep guns out of the hands of obvious crazy people.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago

There is no mental health treatment in our society.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

I have come to believe that blind faith is a socially accepted mental illness.

[-] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

The ICD-11 definition for delusion clearly defines religion, but then commits special pleading to excuse religious belief.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

mental health treatment in america is to grab a gun, wave it at people then drown in your addiction of choice. This woman chose "religious conspiracy bullshit"

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[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago

Georgia woman. It was a Georgia woman that crossed into Florida. WTH is up with that headline?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 47 points 3 months ago

She knew where she belonged

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

Florida has a reputation to maintain

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[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

It's so weird that they freaked out this much over just this Eclipse. There was an eclipse last year and I didn't hear a peep from these people.

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

Maybe because last year they didn't have Marjorie Taylor-Greene tell them that earthquakes and eclipse are a warning from god?

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

2017 was all "Look at the science! Isn't this cool!"

But then THAT path only brushed the Bible Belt...

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I think it's because giant singing and man-eating plants are a real concern.

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[-] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

Not a Florida woman. Georgia woman. Georgia is exporting their crazy to Florida.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

this is a lie by Big Florida!

(/s)

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 months ago

If God told her to then it should be legal.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

No one can prove God didn't tell her to go on a shooting spree.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago
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[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

If you go on YouTube and look up videos of the eclipse yesterday, you'll see a ton of videos about why the eclipse marks the beginning of the end of the world. Just pure and total insanity or people taking advantage of that insanity. You might be surprised but you probably won't be because you know in your heart that we're just that far gone now.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 15 points 3 months ago

This is why I literally groaned when I read another post on lemmy about LLMs using YouTube to learn from...

Ffs do we want these things to be unhinged conspiracy theorist Nazi replicators? I can't think of a worse data set to use than YouTube.... Maybe 4chan, but I don't doubt that's already been scraped.

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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 months ago

Organised religion is a cancer of the mind.

Those of us who grew up without it literally can’t imagine scenarios like this, though I’ve heard disturbing things from people who seem otherwise sane that make me understand what drives some to do these things. When you’ve internalised fables of good vs evil and that’s how you define reality, it’s a small step to think you have to commit atrocities to save the innocent. You don’t have to have a very divergent mentality to convince yourself of this.

We will all be better off when the vast majority of people give up these fables and begin to live in the real world.

[-] braxy29@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

friend, just reading the headline - this isn't organized religion at work, this is psychosis. she could have said the Care Bears told her to do it - same thing.

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[-] some_guy 25 points 3 months ago

Take a society with no mental health assistance and then pepper it with tons of religious fervor. It's a recipe for disaster.

I'm in the middle of the first episode of the third season of the podcast Long Shadow. This one is going to be about mass shootings. Looks like they haven't added it to their website yet, but both of the prior seasons were excellent so I expect this to be more of the same.

https://longlead.com/article/long-shadow

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[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 months ago

I mean … if I wasn’t already avoiding that shithole state …

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In 1976, Larry Cohen made a film called "God Told Me To," where random people commit murders in the name of God. The movie explains it as (spoiler alert) the influence of aliens, but apparently such a thing doesn't actually need science fiction explanations.

Edit: Also, we live in what was the path of totality in Indiana and watched the eclipse in a park. When we came home, my daughter saw a bunch of people in a church parking lot doing some post-eclipse bowing down in prayer (I missed it) and she thought it was hilarious.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

"I fell to my knees in that Aldi parking lot" is a popular meme on instagram currently, due to a sighting of Christians welcoming the end times in an Aldi parking lot.

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[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I wasn't paying attention was some Alex Jones type telling people to do this last week?

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

Apparently a lot of people on tiktok thought the eclipse was the rapture

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