This mf just fell out of a coconut tree. He doesn't realize that he exists in the context of all in which he lives and what came before him.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. They exist in the context of all that came before them.
Getting absolutely blotto on pills and repeating half-remembered theory, pausing to cackle hysterically, is such a vibe
All the cool kids exist out of context
Excuse me, are you being racist towards this obviously innocent man by comparing him to the kind of animal that hangs around coconut trees? How dare you!
Americans “exist” only technically, because the biological processes are happening, but most are barely aware that the world is a place where things happen.
if you possess knowledge about what racism is that means there is racism inside your head, and so by definition you are racist. sorry that hexbears can't follow simple logic
This is why libs refuse to read theory.
(for the philosophically-inclined this error in reasoning can be thought of as mixing up doxastic attitudes)
This person should be pulled apart by curious orangutans
orangutans don't do that. they're too busy healing wounds with poultices and refusing to speak language lest they be put to work. you're thinking of europeans.
I specifically picked the most peaceful ape because it would take forever and be funny
You would have to convince them that racists are full of candy
Racists are full of candy
Loser candy
The field of medical science needs to find out if there's anything left inside, or if it's all been consumed by a writhing mass of brainworms
Send this person to a body farm
What hundred of years of anti-black racism comparing african americans to monkeys?
Only racists know this forbidden knowledge
some places in europe still throw bananas at black players in football matches, but okay
Brazilian player Vinicius Jr. gets racially abused every time he plays outside of Real Madrid stadium. Like every fucking time people either make monkey noises or just say the N word for him to hear. It's insane.
Not surprising considering the head of the spanish football federation is an outspoken VOX supporter, they refuse to even try to adress this issue. In fact, every time something happens with Vinicius, former, in activity players or members of the federation would come out and speak about it but they always end up making it worse. They make racist comments while trying to downplay racism at the same time. It takes effort to be this bad.
Happened in rugby recently too, which is a shame, not just by a fan, but a teammate:
"Benetton Rugby prop Ivan Nemer has been suspended until June 30 after giving a rotten banana to team-mate Cherif Traore as a Christmas present. The Italian Rugby Federation confirmed the suspension following an investigation into the incident during a private lunch organised by the club's players on December 20"
i would have killed someone with my bare hands
you're the racist for thinking that it's racist duh
"He whe smelt it dealt it."
This is like such a common conservative rhetorical move and they act like they just hit you with the fist of god
"Ummmm aktually I don't think about race ever in my entire life so you're the real racist for calling me racist QED" 
Literally just saying "no u". These people should be thrown in the 
Translated: "I'm a racist and a coward".
Why did he include the "very large" part?
Probably trying to create some plausible deniability that it was about her size, not her ethnicity. Which is an astounding defense: “No I’m not making monkey noises because I’m bigoted against black people, I’m making monkey noises because I’m bigoted against plus size women.”
Fatphobia being more accepted than racism I guess...
If you're going to make animal noises to mock fat people, you would make hog noises. No one associates monkeys and fatness.
Gorilla, maaaaybe. It’s a piss weak plausible deniability to be sure.
The first thing that I think of with respect to ape body types is the joe rogan chimps being jacked thing
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Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.
Idiots like this say the same thing about “seeing color”.
it's always projection
cool profile pic, John "The Mind" Ziegler
"Guys it JUST means ignorant okay??? You're the real racists for assuming that it was a racist slur!!!"
“Look, there could be a lot of reasons I assumed that man carries a satchel of gold coins around his neck, you’re the bigot for assuming I did it because he’s wearing a yarmulke.”
Unironically used to know a guy like this
"listen the word just means lazy person. You're the racist for equating it to black people"
It's not racist because the woman is very large 
What are the odds he uses the word n****rdly in public then turn around and say "it's ok, it's an unrelated word that predates the slur! It means theyre not generous with money!"
Except he uses it exclusively to refer to black people
Reminder: Not using dogwhistles is racist actually