this post was submitted on 12 May 2024

121 points (100.0% liked)

the_dunk_tank

15950 readers

1 users here now

It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

founded 4 years ago

MODERATORS

KiaKaha@hexbear.net

MiraculousMM@hexbear.net

corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net

VILenin@hexbear.net

replaceable@hexbear.net

EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net

CARCOSA@hexbear.net

121

(CW: sexism, domestic violence, SA-R) The ancaps are not alright (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Alaskaball@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

NSFW 51 comments fedilink hide all child comments

https://twitter.com/FromKulak/status/1788429983959891980

This person's bio

Writes Anarchonomicon

Documents the struggles😿 of CatGirls😻 past, present & future

Extremely Peaceful❤️‍🔥 Hoppean Anarchist🐦‍⬛BPD Alpha-Widow

I'm Currently working on Deep Dives into Post-Modern Warfare, REAL Banned Books, and Ethnogenesis/Selective Breeding in Pagan Europe.

Head over to my Blog (no im not putting in this dipshit's blog link) to read the the full, 400+ book, REAL Banned Book List, the history of Feral Aryan Femininity, and deep dives into the use of Motorcycle in Warfare.

top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] dead@hexbear.net 87 points 10 months ago

Right wingers will just casually admit that you have to be brain damaged to agree with them.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 68 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

so essentially a more violent version of bimbofication fetish

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 56 points 10 months ago

There's a reason most of those fetishes tend to involve magical transformations in their stories. Even the sort of people with these sorts of fetishes know how fucked up it would be to do to someone in real life. One of the worst and best things about the dunk tank is it reminds me that as creepy as my clients can be, they aren't even scraping the surface of how creepy people can actually be.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago

“Mistaking their fetish for a political ideology” is a recurring theme with tradwives.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 62 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I keep forgetting that ancaps exist because they're so damn politically irrelevant, and then I get reminded of their existence and feel disturbed that these people actually exist, and furthermore, they think they're sensible.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not for long if they keep embracing partial mummification techniques

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lol what

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Egyptian mummification involves treating the brain as a useless hunk of jelly, removing it, and then discarding it before moving on to preserving the sacred internal organs in salt-filled jars.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 10 months ago

To be fair to ancient Egyptians though, they didn't do it to unconsenting or even living people, unlike Usians.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 56 points 10 months ago

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 55 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There are so many people we have to kill.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am of the belief that so as long as they don't do shit, the most they'd warrant is re-education through labor.

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

/uj I agree I don't think we should do capital punishment outside of war, sry for the edginess.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I personally hold the standard of Soviet Justice that slowly transitions away from capital punishment the further along socialist society develops.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Can this one just get the pit, as a treat?

[–] thetaT@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

100 million was not enough, make the genocide truly unlimited

[–] Deinonychus@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago

Ancaps hard at work in the lab inventing new ways to make their noncon forced bimbofication hypno kink even more creepy:

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was talking about Hoppe in my radical politics class on Friday and my students literally thought I was making his views up until I pulled up some primary sources. He's pure mustache-twirling evil self parody.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Goddamn Germans and Austrians

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Can we get a CW for sexism, domestic violence and... maybe rape? People with a lobotomy can't consent, right?

Anyway this just makes me sad, even if the person tweeting it is just a troll or a bot.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah my bad

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks Care-Comrade

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

No, I should've been more concious of how disgusting and horrifying this would be to people less brain-poisoned than me.

[–] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lobotomy is essentially murder. It kills the person and keeps the body in easily storeable and controlable condition.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Ah so a fate worse than death, got it

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kulak

stalin-gun-1 stalin-gun-2

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

I'm not one to kinkshame, but I might have to make an exception long enough for someone to how-compelling

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

Marriage problems? Just get a lobotomy!

[–] Ideology@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

Cannot grasp the concept that people will willingly be nice to you if you're a good person.

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

This is repulsive.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 29 points 10 months ago

Sexual pathology etc.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In some alternate reality where existence doesn't suck, Elon Twitter is actually a Honeypot and the vanguard is using it to catch fucks like this and get them gulaged.

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The internetification and coquettification of the Schlafly mentality has ceased to even surprise me.

[–] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What do you mean by "Schlafly mentality?" I'm not really well-read on the history there.

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She was one of the leading opposition to the equal rights amendment.

[–] OutrageousHairdo@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I gathered as much from the Wikipedia page, but I was curious about the "mentality" being talked about, the psychological aspect, since Wikipedia mostly just discusses basic facts and events.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Not speaking for theposterformerly, but I think they’re talking about the paradoxical nature of Schlafly advocating for a lifestyle she herself was not living. Right wing tradwife grifters making a professional career out of telling women they shouldn’t have professional careers.

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] wheresmysurplusvalue@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

This is basically Ex Machina played in reverse

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I have seen someone put lipstick on a sex doll and I expect the exact same degree of care and artistic talent here when these brain damaged women physically cannot look after themselves