Who's supposed to be Alfred in this scenario, because Joe Biden is currently burning down all of Palestine Ras al Ghul style
I know it's just a dumbass analogy but that fact that it's also just plainly lying about who their guy is, it's fucking gross
If Biden is Alfred, is Batman the Deep State?
Batman replaces Alfred all the time!
Usually it's with someone else's kid, but who am I to judge Gotham's richest bachelor?
But Alfred isn’t too old. Isn’t he portrayed as sharp and wise despite his age?
Can we replace Alfred with Poison Ivy instead? I'm sure she has a good plan for attempting to build carbon sinks with a mass reforestation program. Maybe she could be our climate Mao.
Do they actually think we are not voting for Biden only because he’s old?
Yes. Because to admit we have other criticism is to legitimize those criticisms.
They did the same thing with Hillary being a woman.
If Joe Biden did this shit I'd vote for him
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seeing as how Batman is a billionaire douche, I would totally replace Alfred with the joker. and I would replace Robin with Bane. and Commissioner Gordon with Poison Ivy and Lucious Fox with Harley Quinn.
Judging by current discourse, we're gonna have to replace the "De" in "Debate 2024" with "Mastur"
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Alfred doesn’t have his own movie
They did give him a TV show a few years back. Maybe it's still going.
It just ended actually
:dean-smile: when they aren't comparing politics to the fantasy boarding school
:dean-frown: ...so they compare it to the comic with the french gorilla instead
It's more like the Riddler is running Gotham, but people keep refusing to oppose him because they're worried the Joker will take over.
Any time they use these gotcha lines, I'm like, OK you've convinced me. I'm not voting for Trump
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