Granny asking "is this the dayroom" as she's walked across a minefield.
maybe when Feinstein retires she could do this.
Retires? They're going to string her skeleton up with wires and puppet it around like a marionette for the next fifty years minimum.
La danse macabre 
except it's 
I need to get better at posting because this is perfect
Increasing life expectancy of vets by hiring only old people would be a big brain move.
So this is anecdotal but I was at an event this weekend and walked by the by the army recruitment stand a few times. It was deeply amusing how little interest they were getting. Probably had something to do with their idea of a good time was challenging people to fitness tests.
There was also someone who flipped off a Blackhawk and then proceeded to get into an argument with people around him.
They always recruit at my university with a pull-up bar. It makes me sad the Jehovah's Witnesses nearby don't do the same tactic. They just have a signboard with pamphlets.
Kelvin Gemstone out there doing backflips for Jesus.
Definitely seemed like an odd decision in 90 degree weather at the event. But I guess they'll just keep pumping money into the E-girls and phoning in the booths.
Pentagon just requested an additional 3 billion a year for a Werther's budget
Trying to imagine my 60 year old mother-in-law going through basic training and...
Nah, dawg. It ain't happening.
Dystopian
"Fuck that! Put 'em in the ~~movies~~ millitary!"
-Some ghoulish General that didn't get the joke probably
Kill the elderly! Fucking useless draining us with their retirements….
(Temporary moratorium on main rule to encourage more posting on main. We reserve the right to arbitrarily enforce it whenever we wish and the right to strike this line and enforce mainposting with zero notification to the users because its funny)
A hexbear.net commainity. Main sure to subscribe to other communities as well. Your feed will become the Lion's Main!
Good comrades mainly sort posts by hot and comments by new!
State-by-state guide on maintaining firearm ownership
Domain guide on mutual aid and foodbank resources
Tips for looking at financials of non-profits (How to donate amainly)
Community-sourced megapost on the main media sources to radicalize libs and chuds with
Main Source for Feminism for Babies
Maintaining OpSec / Data Spring Cleaning guide
Remain up to date on what time is it in Moscow
to see kids who have been systematically impoverished and disenfranchised by the American empire sign up to fight, kill, and die for the same empire as a way out of that very poverty and disenfranchisement. It hit me like a punch in the face, and then a GOP candidate for local office walked up to me while I was still freaking out, and all I could manage was a completely incoherent response. Friends, I was not winning hearts and minds that day.
