I almost feel bad for people who actually have these weird, kitschy fantasies about soulless, bougie politicians.

Almost.

Chasten tries to distract Pete by telling a funny story about the time they went antique shopping because Pete keeps looking at the dogs while making pistol cocking sound effects with his mouth.

These are the exact same people who will tell you communists are naive children

Yes, yes bring the rabid attack dogs over to the military trained dog killers house. Good, good.

Why is this weirdly sexual?

Oh they're gonna give him the politics Lenny

Libs stop treating politicians like characters on their favorite TV show challenge 😬😬😬

"In my fantasies, Pinochet will have a Thanksgiving dinner while Kissinger will crash the party with chips and dip, and he'll bring over Adolf's dog(s?) for brownies"

This feels like the turbolib equivalent of one of the worst /r/nba posts of all time:

Klay: "Yo ankle heal up bro heres some weed and choco milk"

Ankle: "Yo thanks dude, I feel better already you wanna go fuck some ig models?"

Klay: "Nah dude we can do that after we win tomorrow you rest up tn ok?"

Ankle: "Wow thanks, I love you bro"

Klay: "I love you too, relax for now"

Rocco: "Woof Woof motherfucker!"

did the liberals never stop playing with their barbies? actually wait, thats way healthier

TELL ME ABOUT THE BROWNIES, JILL

I got some serious psychic damage from reading this

I thought she said Kamala does the dougie

in my dreams, i'm dying all the time
then i wake, it's kaleidoscopic mind
i never meant to hurt you.
i never meant to lie.
so this is goodbye.
this is goodbye.

for when you gaze long into the brunch, the brunch gazes also into you

Sweet, man made horrors apparently and regrettably within human comprehension.

In my fantasies, Joseph and Vladimir have gay sex while a giant mural of Karl smiles down on them approvingly

Reading this gave me brain damage.

my reaction to this information

This is like when you tell your kid that their dog went to live on a farm and is totally still alive.

Also, I'm glad they left that verse out of My Heart Will Go On

NO BARACKS ALLOWED

Every moment this is on my screen I am saying “oof nggh arrgh oof” as my will-to-live meter drains