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Yes we are all workers at the Russia troll compound dedicated to Bernie Sanders and we all share the same bunks and living areas.

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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 74 points 1 month ago

If we wanted to actually be a troll farm we wouldn't all be in a secluded niche subset of an already niche website where everybody already agrees with us.

Only liberals think that's an effective political strategy.

Just check lemmee.world

[-] axont@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Liberals think anyone disagreeing with them anywhere in the world generates Evil Points and if enough points are generated then Putin is appointed King of America

[-] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Naw, everyone knows we just trade those Evil Points in at the prize counter for some Laffy Taffys or plastic spider rings

[-] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Cower before my balsa wood air force

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

seriously lmao

Why bother astroturfing a site with like 10k active users, especially when the site is politically committed?

Russian bot farm seems to be liberals' go to for any group that disagrees with them these days

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

I wish we all lived in the same place

Would certainly make things easier, you know

about the loneliness

I'm not that lonely, I just want more people to play Pathfinder with

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 month ago

Ive been trying to buy land to invite my internet friends to live on but I'll probably never own land

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

I own land, but I don't know how many people we can fit comfortably on 1/16th of an acre

[-] Des@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

finally a use for those shitty stackable container houses

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

We can double our space if we also dig downthink-about-it

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[-] goferking0 13 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't be able to get people to come to the location I could have gotten land. Yay middle of nowhere cheap land

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[-] edge@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I have two spare bedrooms in my house but I'm scared of people.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

Pillow fight tonight in the Russian troll barracks soviet-playful

[-] Annakah38@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The destruction of the liberal anti war movement was so stupidly easy. Just get the cool black man to say war is good. That was all it took. Now instead of "No war for oil" signs, these libs are online calling anyone who is against the war a bot.

I guess the liberal anti war movement was a house of cards from the get go. Glorified to pretend it wasn't the VPA and VietCong who drove the american invaders out of Vietnam.

[-] Storm@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

I was queen of Wakanda before I said fuck monarchism and joined the Kremlin Borg Cube

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Huh I was a monarch in Ruthkanda. Hey there neighbor.

[-] Storm@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
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[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago
[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

"am I the only one here?"

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

The Russian propaganda agent discovering that their special mission that was entrusted specifically to them was actually given to the whole department secretly instead

sicko-no

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

We live underground like in the movie Us.

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

We're all just enver_hoxha alts 👁️

[-] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

What? I thought we were all Dirt_Owl alts!

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

dirt_owl is actually der_towel from GDR-emblem with a time computer

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[-] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

I know at least 4 people on this site are real other than me.

Whether or not they're feds is a different story

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I’m real. I’m real. I’m really really real

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[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

I know a couple of hexbears irl, but I don't know their usernames and have made no attempt to find out

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

I suppose I could know one person's name because I like helping in mutual aid when I can, but I'm happier not remembering.

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[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago
[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

SHOOOOOOOIGUUUUUUUU

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[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

The only way to prove them wrong is if we all find our local abandoned/repurposed pizza huts and take a picture of a sheet of paper with the date and the word hexbear on it, prominently showing the abandoned pizza but in the background.

[-] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I'd force so many people to play monster hunter if we all lived together

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

To be fair, some of us work at Chinese troll compounds for George Soros.

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Comrades let’s unionize

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Where the hell did the toothbrush go?

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

it's being used by 10 billion other people. it will get back to you when it's your turn again. in 2075.

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[-] Spike@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

You've heard it here first, Russians aren't real people

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Real? Yes. Totally ignored by the ruling class no matter how hard I vote? Also yes

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I do wonder if i'm the only REAL hexbear. often.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Posted about feeling generalized anxiety, got cuddle emotes in return. It's good enough for me.

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I post, therefore I am.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

We all sleep on one big bed called the communism bed, and all share a single toothbrush which went missing 2 months ago

[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

I shit way too much to be a bot

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