WHAT FUCKING PART OF "YOU BEST NOT MISS" ISN'T CRYSTAL CLEAR?

Americans spend all their lives obsessing over guns then miss their shot. The most useless people on earth.

if someone wants to make a fortune, start ordering t-shirts with this on it

Excited to be executed by paramilitaries when he gets power. Nice talking to yall

"If Trump wins its the end of US democracy"

"He'll make himself a dictator"

"Project 2025!!!!! Google it Jack!!!"

Dems using that propaganda AND doing absolutely nothing about it (not even having a plan to pay lip service to about it) AND Pudding Brain Joe saying he's not going anywhere - just he's going to do his goodest job and that's what really matters Jack. I can see where someone's brain could break in the wrong way to do this.

If you're going to throw your life away over this bullshit though, at least don't miss

we really are a fallen empire. can't even get assassinations right nowadays

"he's an existential threat to democracy but there's no place for violence and we should all be relieved he's alive and going to take revenge" - obungler

Shows the importance of not skipping range time. If someone had trained just a little harder, we could have had something extremely cool happen.

well, he's won then.

/r/politics is in full-scale defeatism mode now. It's like 50% accusations of it being staged, and 50% despair that he's effectively already won.

no more half measures walter

Americans: muh second amendment, if a tyrant tries to rule us we'll just use our guns!

Also Americans: we can't even kill one fast food addicted hog

LIBERALS CAN'T EVEN DO ADVENTURISM RIGHT FFS

This is why you don't do adventurism. Or at the very least if you come at the king take no chance at all that you'll miss. Trump is the last guy you want to almost kill, now he's getting elected and will have the focus and fury present that only an attempted assassination can invigorate. Vengeful Trump is way worse than normal Trump, normal Trump can't stick to a task, Vengeful Trump now has evidence that he might die if he doesn't. I understand the urge, but dude just fucked us all

blueanon people saying it's staged lmao

well, he's definitely winning now

Nothing ever happens.

people saying this is staged by trump's campaign have absolutely lost touch with reality. no fucking way trump would ever agree to anything where he could possible be hurt, especially when he's already leading in all the polls

grazed his ear

CW: Blood

god dammit this could have been so funny

Video if you want to be disappointed at him getting back up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RgEu4Lzcts&t=572s

cw: some blood and Trump

mfer had my hopes up for a minute.

E: happend around 8:22 in.

Also I don't even care how this makes me sound but sucks that it missed him(grazed his ear) because now I will never finish filling out my bingo card. Security is gonna be super tight going forward.

Biden's first reaction is hilarious.

Burning of the Reichstag moment